Looking for a few good NEWbs.

[Wulf2k]

Around 5:30 PM Central time (GMT-6 (or, in 6 hours or so)) I'll be looking for those of the miniony variety to carry out my diabolical wishes.

This will include, but is not limited to:
Carving hides
Looting gold and whatever items I deem worth my interest
Singing opera songs while running naked around paragons for my amusement
Beating your puny little fists against whatever we're killing in a vain attempt to kill it faster

The rewards will include, but are not limited to:
25% of whatever gold/hides are obtained (ratio may change, dependent upon quantity and quality of minions)
Whatever items I don't want
Free resurrections with every death
The chance to gaze upon my glorious visage and become enraptured with the glory that is I.

Those interested, reply here or PM me. There is no set plan, and it can be adjusted to whatever you need/are comfortable doing.

 

[Diablo FTW]

uh?

 

[Wulf2k]

uh?

Me want people do what I say. Me pay people for contribution.

Me accepting newbs. Me protect newbs and hunt big stuff. Newbs get stuff.

 

[YuriGaDaisukiDa]

id like to find a personal assistant too.

it saves loads of time between kills if you dont have to spend time looting.

have them bring 5 pack horses with them too, if your hunting in a spot where they can stay safe.

this works especialy well in spawns where you are killing things constantly, and literaly dont have time to loot.

 

[Skylark SP]

Just an FYI: Wulf is an equal opportunity employer of minions. Don't think that because you are a crafter for example, that you can't be a minion, particularly if you have tinkering and can make yourself a golem or enough magery to gate, and can use summoning scrolls with book/jewelry.

Although my minion service took place years ago, I still feel qualified to give a testimonial!

In spite of his casual disregard for the safety of minions, if not for Wulf, my crafter Kestrel would never have attacked meer eternals with a golem, looted poison ellies in the ki'rin passage, play the puzzle games near Gargoyle city, to get gems for arcane clothing, or loot gold off skeletal dragons. In fact I probably would never have set foot in those places on my own.

I did draw the line at donning horribly mismatched armor from his junk bin (he tried to convince me that armor could be worn if it didn't match.) There are limits.

-Skylark

 

[Wulf2k]

*slips Skylark $10*

 

[Arrios Trenfish]

I want to look pretty too I will try my best to be there!

 

[Kat]

Well thank goodness that I didn't have to sing opera songs when I was your newb minion, though my sultry, southern voice would have charmed those troglodites into submission in no time!

 

[Shalimar/Cleo]

Arrios Trenfish and Aeros Ta'Kier want to go so far Wulf. We have about 10 NEW Ta'Kier right now so some of the others may show up as well. If you would send Arrios a PM with where to meet and whatnot he can pass it on to the others. I'll be in bed most likely so just let Arrios know.


Thanks

 

[pindulhi]

I'm going with my brother Aeros, I'm Rhea. Also my cousin Krintisa will come...

 

[OldAsTheHills]

Well, if you can talk anyone to do this, I tip my hat...

*stares*
Yahaxithonix

 

[Shalimar/Cleo]

Read your PMs Wulf

 

[Kat]

Well, if you can talk anyone to do this, I tip my hat...

*stares*
Yahaxithonix

He is trustworthy in a situation like this. It's a good way for newer folks to get out and about and make a little gold. There will be no stabby-stabby unless someone comes along that requires a stabby or two.

 

[Wulf2k]

...I have misplaced my NEWbs.... They were there a second ago.

Can't take your eyes off them for a second.

They handled the paragon skeletal dragon deaths nicely though.

 

[Patty Pickaxe]

I do believe this would be an entertaining news story! Did you get pictures?

 

[Tiberius]

Arrios Trenfish and Aeros Ta'Kier want to go so far Wulf. We have about 10 NEW Ta'Kier right now so some of the others may show up as well. If you would send Arrios a PM with where to meet and whatnot he can pass it on to the others. I'll be in bed most likely so just let Arrios know.


Thanks

Are these the original Takiers? Is Crassus amoung them?

 

[Wulf2k]

I do believe this would be an entertaining news story! Did you get pictures?

No, no pictures.

I'll try to get some next time, so you can quench your thirst for blood vicariously through the paragons =p

 

[OldAsTheHills]

He is trustworthy in a situation like this. It's a good way for newer folks to get out and about and make a little gold. There will be no stabby-stabby unless someone comes along that requires a stabby or two.

I know all about trust games... On Siege Perilous they do sometimes last longer
than one round...

*stares*
Yahaxithonix

 

[Black magick]

I know all about trust games...

No, you don't.

*stares*

 

[OldAsTheHills]

No, you don't.

*stares*

If you have ever met me inside the game on Siege Perilous...tell the readers here
what you did ! If you never met me...then why the post?
I play the trust game as best as I can with other players actions.
Always, the relative play is fragil.

*stares*
Yahaxithonix

 

[Wulf2k]

If the newbs are up for more tonight, same time, lemme know.

 

[InspectorGadget]

Something at my time i can get my teeth into!

Im in!


(Just for clarification, 6hours from now?? Or am i too late again?!? I bet im too late)

 

[Wulf2k]

Well, this was originally posted yesterday.

That would make it a little over 7 hours now till I'm up for repeating it.

 

[OldAsTheHills]

If the newbs are up for more tonight, same time, lemme know.

Good luck everyone...
*stares*
Yahaxithonix

 

[Wulf2k]

Old's on to me, it's all an elaborate plot to lull them into false confidence by getting them hundreds of thousands in gold, then killing them for their uber-NEW equipment.

 

[Skylark SP]

Old's on to me, it's all an elaborate plot to lull them into false confidence by getting them hundreds of thousands in gold, then killing them for their uber-NEW equipment.

Thankfully your fiendish plot was uncovered in time to save the newbs!

-Skylark

 

[Arrios Trenfish]

If the newbs are up for more tonight, same time, lemme know.

I will let everyone know that you might be up for round two.

 

[OldAsTheHills]

Old's on to me, it's all an elaborate plot to lull them into false confidence by getting them hundreds of thousands in gold, then killing them for their uber-NEW equipment.

I expect anyone who goes with you should have fun...this is the only elaborate
plot you intend...play well...

*stares*
Yahaxithonix

 

[Shalimar/Cleo]

Are these the original Takiers? Is Crassus amoung them?

No Tiberius, unfortunately Crassus isn't among them.

 

[Wulf2k]

Noobalingers? Anybody up for a jaunt?

ICQ - 5285549

or

http://www.mibbit.com/chat/
IRC: Stratics
Nick: Whatever you so desire
Channel: #siege-perilous

Easier to get in touch through IRC than PMs.

 

[Arrios Trenfish]

Hi ya I checked the guild and nobody is on right now and I'm not able to make it at this time the kids just got home from school and its pure chaos here. I did get your icq # and hopefully we can get together later tonight and go do something

 

[Sweeney]

Hi ya I checked the guild and nobody is on right now and I'm not able to make it at this time the kids just got home from school and its pure chaos here. I did get your icq # and hopefully we can get together later tonight and go do something

When you give your kids the eventual speech "If so-and-so jumped off a bridge, would you follow him/her?", remember that you yourself are just a follower!

 

[Wulf2k]

Maybe people are jumping off the bridge because of a fire.

 

[Sweeney]

Maybe people are jumping off the bridge because of a fire.

But the true heroes run into the fire...

 

[Wulf2k]

Not if everybody else has already jumped off the bridge.

 

[Sweeney]

If everyone else jumped off the bridge I'd stay and burn.. but then again I don't do what normal people usually do. Maybe a spider needs saving..

 

[Black magick]

If you have ever met me inside the game on Siege Perilous...tell the readers here
what you did ! If you never met me...then why the post?
I play the trust game as best as I can with other players actions.
Always, the relative play is fragil.

*stares*
Yahaxithonix

Indeed, I hoped your gate out of luna and killed you. Took your stuff, offered to make a deal with you about its safe return via stratics. And by that alone I'm guessing that's what you trust I will do?

 

[Wulf2k]

You're boring. Stop being boring. Being boring bores bored borers.