[LoL News] Sinful Succulence Morgana Sells Cake and Champions

[Adiados]

Hello, summoners! Welcome to Malevolent Morsels, my sinful side business. I pride myself on creating delectable delicacies infused with extract of vengeful rage. I recommend feeding a succulent slice of the Fallen Angel Food Cake to those who have wronged you - they’ll enjoy an especially agonizing aftertaste.

Baked goods and vengeance go hand in hand in my book, so it’s no surprise the League’s champions are eager to get their hands on my painful pastries to gift to their enemies. Some customers, however, don’t follow my rules. And for that, they shall suffer a sale.

• Maokai tried to steal a cookie from the oven and set his branches on fire; no mercy for the insipid, so take him for 487 RP.
• Zilean and his meddlesome clocks interfered with my baking timers and all my cookies are ruined; reap my revenge and fast-forward him to another time zone for 292 RP.
• Ziggs deflated my sinister soufflé with his hostile hexplosives; don’t dally and take his bombs away for 487 RP.

• Darkrider Sejuani seemed to be a gracious, culinarily refined customer, but I saw her feeding my tarts to a boar; I’d like to bake the boar into a delicious meat pie, but I’ll save my ingredients if you buy them both for 487 RP.
• Road Warrior Miss Fortune didn’t heed my warnings barring concealed weapons from my bakery, so she’ll feast on roadkill instead; confiscate her guns for 260 RP.
• Baron Von Veigar insisted I wasn’t using the highest quality organic ingredients and failed to leave a tip; let his worth be judged for 487 RP.

I am growing weary of these trifling offenders. This sale will go from July 20 until July 23. Then, I shall have my revenge.

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