- Summoners! Hi! Its me, Spellthief Lux! Shhhhhhh I dont think theyve heard me. Im poised to steal a powerful magical artifact from an ancient vault that could increase the power of my Final Spark tenfold, and I cant pass up this chance to fire bigger lasers. Im sure whoever owns it wont miss it. 487 RP
- Scarlet Hammer Poppys been deputized to guard the vaults entrance, but I know her weakness: all yordles love cupcakes. Good thing I stopped by Sinful Succulence before heading out. 487 RP
- Extra security has been added since I last scoped out this place. Charred Maokai and his saplings are totally patrolling the grounds, but a clinch Light Binding or two should stop them in their tracks. 487 RP
- Another guard! Renekton's pretty strong and can rip me to shreds if he can reach me. Lucent Singularity should make sure he cant keep up. 440 RP
- Nidalee gave me the lowdown on the vaults combination. Its one, three, three uh seven? Eight? Uh oh 395 RP
- I shouldve listened to my bestie Nami and written down the number! Ugh! Shes so smart. Summoners, this is a super bummer. 487 RP
Sooooooo no artifact. Super lame, summoners. I broke a lot of stuff though. Theyll be set back from February 19 to February 22; at least you can benefit from my espionage. Ill steal that magic if its the last thing I do!