- Greetings, mortals! It is I, Scorched Earth Xerath. An aborted apocalypse and a passing year have given me cause to reevaluate my (unending) life goals, and I have found myself pining for a new career, one that will take me away from destroying absolutely everything in my path. I
I have always loved music, you see, and had hoped to use my arcane skills to rock a double bass or two. Nows my chance! 487 RP
- I have spoken to Hextech Galio about joining this ensemble of mine. Our harmonies are quite spectacular, you see, and hes taken a liking to the maracas. Imagine the freeform jazz segments! 260 RP
- Surgeon Shen has auditioned as our funkalicious drum guru, and things seem to be going splendidly. Hes just ordered some extra cymbals for his interpretive percussion work. Soon well be more famous than Pentakill! Hahaha! 487 RP
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