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legends friends please help me...

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BardMal

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.... the wife says that if no one clicks the baby dragons and egs on my scroll that they will all die. then, if I let them die I will have to sleep on the porch; and under my porch there's a porch troll that growls all night - so I'll never get any sleep.
So please help and go to my scroll and save my babies before Ally makes me sleep with the porch troll for God's sake!!!!
 

Omnicron

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I will hence forth click thine baby dragon eggs, but for a small fee of ONE MILLION GOLD PER CLICK...at this point Ive clicked over 20 times, so its going to be along night my friend.
 
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BardMal

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:) thank you Omni, I have no gold, my wife collects rares, and the tax is extortionary - I might be able to part with a kit or two tho, id the porch trolls don't kill me in my sleep
 
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Danse

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*Curtseys*

M'Lord...I have 'clicked the wee ones, may they grow strong and handsome...but please do not let them munch on me or my sister, Wildfire....*smiles*

I am tough.

Wildfire will cause a tummy ache! *wink*
 

Omnicron

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I hear by claim thine red dragon as Omnidragon. LONG LIVE THE RED OMNIDRAGON!!!
 

DevilsOwn

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awwww Mal, looky what a few Legends clickys have done for your babies :)
 
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