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donnallg
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Thought instead of being mad I'd just make something funny out of the lag until it's fixed. So here goes.
To the Music of "Jingo" Bells.
Jingle
Lag
By
The Factory Workers
Lag Lag Lag
Lag Lag Lag
Laggin all the time.
Oh what fun it is to lag,
When we're trying to do our job.
Activating the machines,
One by one by one.
Then 10 seconds have past,
And you've missed what you have done.
When your machine breaks down,
You're running for a tool.
Then the lag lets up,
And you're standing there like a fool.
'Cause
Lag Lag Lag
Lag Lag Lag
Laggin all the time.
Oh what fun it is to lag,
When we're trying to do our job.
Now one is at the machine,
Another is getting a tool.
One is on the Track,
And everyone is yelling "MOVE".
Now you are a ghost,
Wishing you were alive.
Going from house to house,
To find someone to Revive.
'Cause
Lag Lag Lag
Lag Lag Lag
Laggin all the time.
Oh what fun it is to lag,
When we're trying to do our job.
Now that you have greened,
The shift has come to an end.
It's time to go and Skill,
Til time to work again.
'With
Lag Lag Lag
Lag Lag Lag
Laggin all the time.
Oh what fun it is to lag,
When we're trying to do our JOB.
To the Music of "Jingo" Bells.
Jingle
Lag
By
The Factory Workers
Lag Lag Lag
Lag Lag Lag
Laggin all the time.
Oh what fun it is to lag,
When we're trying to do our job.
Activating the machines,
One by one by one.
Then 10 seconds have past,
And you've missed what you have done.
When your machine breaks down,
You're running for a tool.
Then the lag lets up,
And you're standing there like a fool.
'Cause
Lag Lag Lag
Lag Lag Lag
Laggin all the time.
Oh what fun it is to lag,
When we're trying to do our job.
Now one is at the machine,
Another is getting a tool.
One is on the Track,
And everyone is yelling "MOVE".
Now you are a ghost,
Wishing you were alive.
Going from house to house,
To find someone to Revive.
'Cause
Lag Lag Lag
Lag Lag Lag
Laggin all the time.
Oh what fun it is to lag,
When we're trying to do our job.
Now that you have greened,
The shift has come to an end.
It's time to go and Skill,
Til time to work again.
'With
Lag Lag Lag
Lag Lag Lag
Laggin all the time.
Oh what fun it is to lag,
When we're trying to do our JOB.