Just a little Lag Humor Song

[donnallg]

Thought instead of being mad I'd just make something funny out of the lag until it's fixed. So here goes.

To the Music of "Jingo" Bells.
Jingle
Lag
By
The Factory Workers

Lag Lag Lag
Lag Lag Lag
Laggin all the time.
Oh what fun it is to lag,
When we're trying to do our job.

Activating the machines,
One by one by one.
Then 10 seconds have past,
And you've missed what you have done.

When your machine breaks down,
You're running for a tool.
Then the lag lets up,
And you're standing there like a fool.

'Cause
Lag Lag Lag
Lag Lag Lag
Laggin all the time.
Oh what fun it is to lag,
When we're trying to do our job.

Now one is at the machine,
Another is getting a tool.
One is on the Track,
And everyone is yelling "MOVE".

Now you are a ghost,
Wishing you were alive.
Going from house to house,
To find someone to Revive.

'Cause
Lag Lag Lag
Lag Lag Lag
Laggin all the time.
Oh what fun it is to lag,
When we're trying to do our job.

Now that you have greened,
The shift has come to an end.
It's time to go and Skill,
Til time to work again.

'With
Lag Lag Lag
Lag Lag Lag
Laggin all the time.
Oh what fun it is to lag,
When we're trying to do our JOB.

 

[imported_Dali Dalinza]

Made me LOL. And, I think you meant "Jingle Bells" although "Jingo Bells" is funnier on many socio-political commentary levels.


I am humming your song and...I think I'll switch to Dancer for the time being. *shudders at memories of previous factory deaths*



Merry Simmas! And, may lag soon be a thing of memory!


*The term "Simmas" used with assumed permission of Baxter Bear of fond memory*

 

[donnallg]

LOL tyvm.

Sorry the Jingo is an inside joke forgot to put that in there....lol

 

[imported_Gracie Nito]

LOL. That was great. I'll be singing it to everyone next shift at the factory!

 

[donnallg]

tyvm

 

[Guest]

How very creative of you.

 

[MandiK]

LMAO that is too funny!

 

[imported_Phoenix_Rising]

This thread made me "lol" on so many levels. Am I the only one who sang this out loud?

 

[MandiK]

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This thread made me "lol" on so many levels. Am I the only one who sang this out loud?

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Nope, not the only one! LoL

 

[imported_corpatortis]

Thank you for yet another thread about lag.

At least this one will leave a tune in my head for all the livelong day. :angrysmiley:

 

[Guest]

um, this thread...

is about lag

they know.

Shoot me if i sing this song in my head.

 

[Rach]

Teehee.

This thread is like a joke, only less funny.

 

[Guest]

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Thank you for yet another thread about lag.

At least this one will leave a tune in my head for all the livelong day. :angrysmiley:

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X.

 

[donnallg]

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LMAO that is too funny!

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ty.

My intention here was to relieve some of my anger that I had over lag. Now that I have made up this little tune I can deal with the lag a little better. Now I have something to sing while working...lol

 

[Guest]

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Merry Simmas! And, may lag soon be a thing of memory!


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Huh? I thot we were doing "Festivus" this year.

...or was it "Festsimmas"???

I have GOT to start reading my e-mail!

 

[Guest]

LOL! This is extremely funny and creative!

 

[imported_rpsky3]

LOL now that is creative. This is by far the best thread about a problem we all experience in the game. a little humor sure does go a long way! thank you so much for the laugh! i did sing it out loud lol and my son said, mom those are not the words to the jingle bell song we sing! LOL... good one! thank you!

 

[Meggers]

Good one. that beats my limerick about sim food, lol

 

[donnallg]

tyvm guys.

Ok Meg I want to hear it now....hehe

 

[Bindy]

LOL excellent...I think we needed some comic relief. And yes I sat here singing it too..

 

[donnallg]