Jokes Of The Day

[Miss Smoocher]

You know you play to much UO when your house in game is cleaner then your real house.

You know you play to much UO when theirs a IDOC and you tell your parents your to sick to come over for dinner.

You know you play to much UO when someone asks you how your day has been and its bast on
how your days going in UO.

You know you play to much UO when you for get to pay the bills and the power goes off in the middle
of your game play and you call them to pay because you had the money.

You know you play to much UO when making out a budget and UO is at the top of the list.

You know you play to much UO when you smell something odd and you realize its you.

You know you play to much UO when you get up in the morning and when you know its time for bed is when the
servers going down.

You know you play to much UO when you started out with one account and end up with 4 and know all 24 of the
chars names and skills and they all have the upgrades.

Not claiming all of these for myself just a few.

 

[Ahuaeyjnkxs]

 

[Mapper]

You know you play to much UO when your house in game is cleaner then your real house.

I wish that was the case.. *giggles* I think both are equally as messy.

 

[christy1221]

During the halloween event I knew I was playing uo to much because I kept having dreams I was trying to get those red sparkles. LOL

 

[QueenZen]

You know you play too much UO when your rl husband tells your rl dogs....


Tell momma to turn off her annoying cat statue.

& She likes her cat statue more, than you dogs !

You know you play too much UO when your kids tell ya to do modern junk like facebook and twitter or text em to keep in touch and you say....

Meet me in felucca !!

 

[pgcd]

During the halloween event I knew I was playing uo to much because I kept having dreams I was trying to get those red sparkles. LOL

For me they were kinda scary, almost Tetris-y hallucinations whenever I tried to concentrate on my job... Ugly, let me tell you.

 

[onthefifty]

you know you play too much uo when the truant officer comes to your house to inquire why your not at school and you tell him your too busy to talk right now because your raiding an oaks spawn.


funny, i thought this thread was gonna be about tiger woods.

 

[lucksi]

You know you play to much UO when theirs a IDOC and you tell your parents your to sick to come over for dinner.

You now you play to much UO when a 4th grater has gooder englisch than your.

Good Lord, step away from the keyboard.

 

[Lady Tiger]

you know you've played too much Uo when you dream of your little brother killing the purple rabbit and wake up mad at him.

 

[deraiky]

You now you play to much UO when a 4th grater has gooder englisch than your.

You know you play to much UO when a 4th grader has better english than you.

 

[Jesara]

You know you play way too much UO when you can count in base 60000.

 

[agpga]

You know you play to much UO when a 4th grader has better english than you.

maybe we all need to take some time and learn the difference between to,too, and two

 

[jbfortune]

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus.

Pokemon


I think I failed at the tread.

 

[lucksi]

You know you play to much UO when a 4th grader has better english than you.

Your sarcasm detector seems to be broken.

 

[Shamus Turlough]

You know you play way too much UO when you can count in base 8.

Fixed.

 

[yuggie]

You know you play too much UO when you drive past a nice house and for a split second, look for the house sign to see the condition it's in.

(it was only a split second, I swear)

 

[Sir Kenga]

You know you play too much UO when you drive past a nice house and for a split second, look for the house sign to see the condition it's in.

(it was only a split second, I swear)

Winner of the thread!

 

[Miss Smoocher]

Winner of the thread!

OMG That Was A Good One

 

[Black Sun]

You know you play to much UO when making out a budget and UO is at the top of the list.

I'd like to amend this one just a bit, because not only is UO one of the top things on my budget list, but its also seperate from the often dropped "entertainment" line.

Wow, I am pathetic.