Ahoy matey, ther be No "Black Spots fer this here scum bag and braggart, whose crew he sails with, make ther home at "Red Skull Bay." You'll find him amongst the pirates ther... them that drink ale and tell stories at the Jolly Roger Inn, Red Skull Bay, next to the Black Market wher he plys his trade as merchant.
Look ye ther mate for Blind Tom, alias ( Capt. Jack Black,) [UP]
a one eyed scurvy dog and feared on all the seven seas!
Proprietor and Merchant, as it were of the pirate's Black Market, Red Skull Bay.
Pirating, making deals, sailin' me ship, drinkin' pints ans chasin' wenchs...arrr.
- The United Pirate's Black Market, Red Skull Bay
Proprietor, 2004 - present
Bartering; selling me wears; and trading me wears with other pirates ans with landlubbers alike mates.
- Manin' cannons as needed on me mates ships
I be ever so much abliged. *spits his tabacco on spitoony!* har, har.