EM Site Feed Incapacitated

[UO News]

King Blackthorn paced back and forth through the bar in his castle, wondering how such a travesty could have happened. On the bar in front of him were a few bottles of wine that had been poisoned; the same wine…
Read more →

Continue reading...

 

[Proserpina]

Well there ya go - the goblins are innocent. They don't wear shoes!

 

[The Slug]

Well there ya go - the goblins are innocent. They don't wear shoes!

Which is exactly why if it was the goblins, one of them would have carried a shoe with him, just to throw off ... oh wait n/m *hopes no-one sees this*

 

[Ceno of MT]

Which is exactly why if it was the goblins, one of them would have carried a shoe with him, just to throw off ... oh wait n/m *hopes no-one sees this*

This is true...I mean really. Unless we have a Cinderella running around. Who forgets one shoe?
Worst. Assassin. Ever.

 

[The Slug]

This is true...I mean really. Unless we have a Cinderella running around. Who forgets one shoe?
Worst. Assassin. Ever.

While I agree with you, its much easier to let them think they are "clever" (They tend to trash my castle anytime there is a "disagreement") Plus goblin pee never comes out of shoes

 

[Mama Faith]

I went to that governors' meeting with the intent of becoming more involved and because guildmates asked me to attend. Much to my consternation, I ended up poisoned and had to spend the night on a cot in the healer's hut. I still haven't received the medical bill for that episode but I'll expect full compensation from the person, or persons, who were responsible for this cruel act. I WANT JUSTICE!

P.S. I apologize to Aleecia for thinking she was responsible just so she could show us how pretty her corpse is with that evening gown.

 

[Fern Goodfellow]

If that was an Iolo Britannik shoe -then it's mine...do you happen to have the other one too?

 

[Mama Faith]

If that was an Iolo Britannik shoe -then it's mine...do you happen to have the other one too?

*LOL* Only you, Fern! *spit laughs*

 

[Amber Witch]

I would like to offer my apologies to all. As Governor of Moonglow it is my duty to be aware of the goings-on of the island. I swear that I am telling the truth that these 'goings-on' were unknown to me. I'm sure the King will help me find a more suitable home for these ladies. Perhaps they can be relocated to Jhelom where apparently their services have been in high demand according to Governor Aleecia. I will discuss this with the King at next weeks meeting.

And to think that every day, sometimes more than twice a day Bucko has been going to that farm to gather the cotton! That poor innocent boy!

 

[Mama Faith]

*spits coffee* I'm shocked and appalled!

 

[Ceno of MT]

The funny thing is, I was doing a bit of training in those pens behind there just a week ago!

 

[Mama Faith]

May I ask what kind of training? Rawr