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im just playing siege you know i love you.

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Verum Julos

Visitor
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
ok ill stop spewing venom im ok now har har

never meant to spread hate just the truth

now use your beetles and stealth dismounters or that nasty little necro mage template

god puff that template tickles with max dci on

quit it!!


now give me a hug damnit and quit dismounting me for the love of god lol
 
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imported_Enigma EB2

Guest
I believe he once said in regards to dismount stealth tamers,"Adapt and get over it." Well we did. Enjoy the countless hours sitting in your house afraid to come out.
 
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Guest

Guest
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Enjoy the countless hours sitting in your house afraid to come out.

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Hmmm...

For them to be afraid of stepping out of their house, doesn´t that mean someone has to spend countless hours just standing in front of it?

Not sure which of those scenarios is the better one...
 
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imported_Enigma EB2

Guest
Nah we just do random drive by scouting. Just seeing someone run by once an hour or so stops em from comming out.
 
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Guest

Guest
Hugi &gt; Verum

Whats the excuse this time, no house or gank squad to run too. No worries with a couple more months of you tryin to solo pk you might actaully be good sometime in 09.
 
Lord_Puffy

Lord_Puffy

Crazed Zealot
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
<blockquote><hr>

ok ill stop spewing venom im ok now har har

never meant to spread hate just the truth

now use your beetles and stealth dismounters or that nasty little necro mage template

god puff that template tickles with max dci on

quit it!!


now give me a hug damnit and quit dismounting me for the love of god lol


[/ QUOTE ]

tactics!
 
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pikon198

Guest
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*hugs and draws a bead with his trusty heavy*

[/ QUOTE ]

Quick, Verum RUNNN!!! I think Kelmo is trying to thrust his bead into your trusty heavy!
 
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pikon198

Guest
Sure, if you can come out of stealth long enough to deliver yee bilge rat!
 
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Guest

Guest
Pfft! The one sent after you has no need for stealth. Beware. *slow cruel smile*
 
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pikon198

Guest
come on then yee spineless squid, ah be docked right off thee britanian docks

*waves his fanny in the breezy air off his ship*
 
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imported_Luka Melehan

Guest
Oh...Pikon You should hear the trash Kilmo's talking in map...
 
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pikon198

Guest
Arrr, yee [censored] o' a one legged wench sandy bottomed bilge sucking peach skinned grog-snarfing lubber! Harharhar! Tis no end to the insults o' those who hug the land like their momma's succulent nipples.
 
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Guest

Guest
I bet you don't even own a boat! You probably pawned it for cheap rum!
 
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pikon198

Guest
Bah there be no such thing as cheap rum... alo' ah'would sell me ship to weigh down me anker in yer mums bed sometime HARHARHAR!!

OOC - don't take my insults to heart kelmo Avo is just being his pirate self as usual...
 
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pikon198

Guest
Ah, Kelmo me pointy eared spitton, lets take a smoke break and continue this in 'bout half an hour ? eh
 
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Guest

Guest
Kelmo tells me that you are "all post and no fight"

You gonna take that from the second worst pvp'er on the shard?
 
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Guest

Guest
What? You want an audience? It will just be you and me. My mates understand.
 
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Guest

Guest
** hands kelmo a finely hand crafted saw **

That saw will work grand on any pirates peg legs, to cut em down to size.

Maybe ya also can use some nature fury like a swarm of termites on his peg leg and lil woody pirate ship, to devour em to sawdust, too.
 
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Guest

Guest
The cabin boy is a no show. I even have a reporter on hand to make him famous.
 
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Guest

Guest
Bah! I give up on this scurvy knave. You could have been famous pirate.
 
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pikon198

Guest
still am and now with a six pack in me im ready to take any nap you offer yee ugly swiney gnome!
 
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imported_OldAsTheHills

Guest
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Bah! I give up on this scurvy knave. You could have been famous pirate.

[/ QUOTE ]
The truth of the matter is: Pirates want the easy fight!
I guess I am more of a pirate than this scurvy knave. Have I not landed upon
many a lonely isle to do IDOCs. I taken more loot to my hold than the scurvy
knave. Some times I even had to fight! Usually against 2 or more reds.
Yes, my fortunes then waned since I usually am outgunned.
Hell, I even would stage an EVENT if you want. Hunt down the Census Taker
upon the open seas. You may decide the reward...besides the Honor of the kill.
The evidence could just be a special book with a code word in it, to be taken
from my body. Oh, I guess this means that the ship will be taken too! Damn,
I openned my mouth!
What you think?
*stares*
Yahaxithonix
 
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