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SUPRsalad

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If you could punch any uo player(s) in the face, just once, not in the nose, who would it be, and why? (or hire a girl of great strength and stature to do it for you, should your choice be female.)
I choose:

Angerisagift, just because he deserves it
Woo, just because he likes it
Shaun, just because he wouldn't even notice
Hag. Just because. (I nominate Rosanne Bar for the honor)
Shadow, just because hes so frickin adorable, i want to smash his teeth up, then put them back in backwards.
Stuggotz, just to see his reaction.
Messiah X, just because I can't seem to get a 1v1 with this guy EVER.
Balian, just to read his post describing what it was like
Sargon, because it may just cure him of his ailment.

Thats probably enough to make my hand hurt (and Rosannes)
n besides, my coffee is now empty :/
 
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Balian of Asgard

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WOOOOT!!!!
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I nominate Jake, for leaving CD and Joining M
Hes still my bro tho, I think he deserves one upside the head or a real good spanking.......come back mang!

Our motto is similar to Shadows sig, and he left......

Kinda like leaving your convertible porsche in the garage and driving the 1976 Ford pickup to go pick up goilz......
 
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suprshadow

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i would mega super upper cut all of pac in one punch cause i am so badass. At the end of this i'd own every house on the shard cause i rock. the end
 

LordTesla

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Hargon, mostly because he sounds like a chick IRL. All whiney and nasaly... I nominate Lois Griffin from Family Guy to beat the tar out of Hargon.

And also Sag. I nominate Shawn Michaels from WWE to deliver a Super Kick to her chops. Cause she is more of a man then people think.
 
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I nominate Jake, for leaving CD and Joining M
Hes still my bro tho, I think he deserves one upside the head or a real good spanking.......come back mang!

Our motto is similar to Shadows sig, and he left......

Kinda like leaving your convertible porsche in the garage and driving the 1976 Ford pickup to go pick up goilz......


LOL insted of the 76 ford can i take out my Bagged s10 lol i left because cd does **** i been with them for along time ive seen it good and bad its been bad for along time

As in punch um

Shaun just because hes a lil pancake and i would enjoy it and seening him on the ground
hag when i found out she was a kitty =P [i would let the best female boxer] lol
And any hackers
 
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dva5399

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Well when I was new back when the weight trick worked
I was looted for being stupid and drop this arti 12 weapon
it would be him
but he also taught me about it hehe
 
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suprshadow

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jake you do know you would have to punch all your guild mates with the "any hackers" statments
 
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ShaunOfPac

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LOL insted of the 76 ford can i take out my Bagged s10 lol i left because cd does **** i been with them for along time ive seen it good and bad its been bad for along time

As in punch um

Shaun just because hes a lil pancake and i would enjoy it and seening him on the ground
hag when i found out she was a kitty =P [i would let the best female boxer] lol
And any hackers

I'm pretty sure if you had me in front of you, you'd probably **** yourself LONG before you mustered the courage to attempt to hit me ;)


And as for me. . . Every player. Just because I like hitting people.
 
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Jake CD

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I'm pretty sure if you had me in front of you, you'd probably **** yourself LONG before you mustered the courage to attempt to hit me ;)


And as for me. . . Every player. Just because I like hitting people.

Lol full of your self cuz you work out ok>? so do i also placed 2nd in state in wrestling and was 04 football state champs i can hold my own just ask the guy i knocked out in 2 hits who was talking **** about my mom who was killed in a car accident
 
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SUPRsalad

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I nominate TV Superstar Tony Danza to deliver my punch-in-face-o-gram to Cloud.

:eyes: this is the money you could be saving with geiko
 
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mastodon

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all of you, cause none of you obviously would do anything outside this game, as for tough guys id end ya all in RL just i know your anatmoical weaknesses. but alas your just small potatoes compared to a pvp artist from the old days. yeah bring on the hate prove me right with your remarks. if you truly were all leet in your pvp youd silence yourselves and go back to playing the game youve been crying about for years. ive seen all of you talk about each other but no one has the minerals to show up and 1v1. NONE OF YOU!!!have a nice day
 
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Lol full of your self cuz you work out ok>? so do i also placed 2nd in state in wrestling and was 04 football state champs i can hold my own just ask the guy i knocked out in 2 hits who was talking **** about my mom who was killed in a car accident

LOL I'm not someone who simply works out, for 5 years my survival depending on my physical readiness.
 

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J. Posting of pornography, racist or otherwise discriminating remarks, threats to cause physical or mental harm, extreme offensive language, material that breaks any law or otherwise totally unacceptable posts or links to pages that contain the aforementioned material may result in an immediate ban from the forums.
And I don't care if any of you were "just kidding".
 
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