If you could be any creature in UO in RL...

[Jirel of Joiry]

What would you be?

A Stygian Dragon


Why?

Because as a powerful Stygian Dragon I can do what I want and no one had better muck wit me!! HEHEHE


What would you do?

Well for starters I'd fly to the EA offices in VA and park my large,scaley, butt on their building. Then I'd terrorizing everyone for a while and then I'd breathe fire on their parking lot, incinerating their vehicles.

Then after that on to Washington D.C. to terrorize the idiots that are supposed to be running this country.

LOL shoot as a Stygian Dragon I could rule the world...or at least send 99% of it screaming in pure terror!!! LMAO

 

[Sauteed Onion]

I'd be a Vorpal Bunny..

Why you ask?

TO RUN THE HELL AWAY FROM YOU!

 

[Jirel of Joiry]

I'd be a Vorpal Bunny..

Why you ask?

TO RUN THE HELL AWAY FROM YOU!

ROTFLOL!!! Good one!

Don't worry I wouldn't eat something as small as you!

I'd eat Congress but it'd probably cause nausea, heartburn, upset stomach and diarrhea...I don't think Pepto-bismol makes Dragon sized bottles!

 

[Assia Penryn]

ROTFLOL!!! Good one!

Don't worry I wouldn't eat something as small as you!

I'd eat Congress but it'd probably cause nausea, heartburn, upset stomach and diarrhea...I don't think Pepto-bismol makes Dragon sized bottles!

You just have to munch some potheads to mellow out that upset dragon tummy!

 

[Hunters' Moon]

What would you be?

Tsuki Wolf

Why

I have always liked the look of them from the time they were put into the game.

What would you do?

I'd go to work and if an idiot customer even looked at me wrong.....

 

[Jirel of Joiry]

What would you be?

Tsuki Wolf

Why

I have always liked the look of them from the time they were put into the game.

What would you do?

I'd go to work and if an idiot customer even looked at me wrong.....

Cool! Also if you find other Tsuki Wolves ya'll could form a Wolf pack.

 

[Jirel of Joiry]

ROTFLOL!!! Good one!

Don't worry I wouldn't eat something as small as you!

I'd eat Congress but it'd probably cause nausea, heartburn, upset stomach and diarrhea...I don't think Pepto-bismol makes Dragon sized bottles!

You just have to munch some potheads to mellow out that upset dragon tummy!

Hmmm, munching potheads could start a vicious cycle, LOL.

Munch potheads, get munchies from munching potheads...munch more potheads, etc. LOL

 

[Hunters' Moon]

Cool! Also if you find other Tsuki Wolves ya'll could form a Wolf pack.

Pack damage increase!

 

[Uvtha]

Walrus. If I was a dragon or whatnot the army would just round me up. And we all know the walrus is the king of the jungle.

 

[Sauteed Onion]

Hehe!

 

[AtlanteanAngel]

GameMaster (GM) FTW.

 

[Shakkara]

Gargoyle.

Can still have a relatively normal life, while getting the nice benefit to be able to fly around.

 

[Raptor85]

prepatch dragon, from back when they were a bit smarter, stronger compared to humans, and could cast far more spells. (including polymorph to human form). All the benefits of being both a human and a dragon in one package!

 

[Merion]

What would you be?

Succubus

Why

They are cute. And tough. And can make others do their bidding.

What would you do?

Make others worship me and do my bidding, of course.

'More mead, slave!'

 

[Taylor]

Paragon dryad to kill all those %$!$#@! changelings! >:|

 

[Lindae]

I want to be a vollem! It's got all the grace and elegance and long magnificent tail of a big cat, plus it can fly and cast spells. And it's still small enough to be able to sleep on the end of a bed and frisk adorably with my dogs and dressed up in a little tartan jacket and WHO'S A SHNOOKUMS YOU'RE A SHNOOKUMS

...okay, maybe I don't want to be a vollem IRL, I just want to own a vollem IRL. Can you imagine what the baby vollems would look like? They would be the cutest thing.

 

[Sevin0oo0]

What would you be?
A non-blaze Cu Sidhe, except with that purr thing the frenzy ostards make

Why?
Because puppies rule, they're cute, have so much energy and I love that purr

[What would you do?
Let people pet me and want to take me home

 

[EvilPixieWorks]

Well for starters I'd fly to the EA offices in VA and park my large,scaley, butt on their building. Then I'd terrorizing everyone for a while and then I'd breathe fire on their parking lot, incinerating their vehicles.

You are a terrorist... and if you need dirrections to their offices, I used to live in Fairfax county VA so I'll show you the way.

Other then that, you would only need to appear in DC as the one and only devil to make them wake up and run in terror because they are all evil anyway.

For me...

What I would be:

More of a pixie then I am now…
Smaller, more magical, even harder to find.


Why:

Because the real world sucks donkey butt.


What I would do:

Live in an enchanted garden were no one could bother me. I could fly anyplace at any time and never know the cold sting of snow or the swelter of summer.

 

[Capn Kranky]

What would you do?

Well for starters I'd fly to Washington D.C. to terrorize the idiots that are supposed to be running this country.

I fixed this for you ... there's only one objective IMO.

 

[Falon of Eldor]

Crane

They are peaceful and graceful. And one of the creatures most likely not to be killed...

I would pretty much do what I do right now...deco, raise skills, socialize.

 

[Lindae]

Crane
They are peaceful and graceful. And one of the creatures most likely not to be killed...
I would pretty much do what I do right now...deco, raise skills, socialize.

I can't say I've ever seen a crane raising skills or dabbling in interior decorating, not to be speciesist or anything.

 

[Roland Of Gilead]

Chuck Norris...hes there ive seen m!
why:He's a Bad Mutha-shut yo mouth!
what i would do:Stand around and stroke my beard an look tough...maybe try out for skara brea rangers and he has some experiance as one...

 

[pgib]

What would you be?

Sudiva.

Why and What would you do?

Mhhh... let me think of it...

 

[Cetric]

Slasher of veils cause he looks badass or a frightened orc... because its awesome...

 

[old gypsy]

What would I be? A unicorn.

Why? As a child, I loved horses and fairy tales and used to wish that unicorns were real. Although the UO graphics don't do unicorns justice, I still love them.

 

[Fridgster]

Paragon dryad to kill all those %$!$#@! changelings! >:|

Hell Yeah

 

[G.v.P]

I would be a rock, because nobody sits like this rock sits. You rock, rock. The rock just sits and is. You show us how to just sit here and that's what we need.

@.@

 

[roninaxx]

Lord British.... its good to be the King.

 

[Mook Chessy]

WHAT...ORC BRUTE

WHY...HUGE SCHLONG

WHERE...BEHIND YOU............LOOK OUT !!! WOOT!


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