I Want To Be.....

[Aedon Durreah]

A Pirate. A rude, farty, ill mannered pirate.

 

[Corvak]

Arr!

Better work on that stink then, yer too clean to be a matey!

 

[Schuyler Bain]

Yo ho... Yo ho... a Pirates life for me!

 

[Farsight]

Piracy is overrated.

Now King of something Irish-sounding... THAT's something to aspire to

 

[Aedon Durreah]

Piracy is overrated.

Now King of something Irish-sounding... THAT's something to aspire to

Being an Irish King is really a lot like being a Pirate. Only you already have the gold, and you stole it from the pirates.



*starts thinking about stinking.*

 

[Flutter]

I want to be a serving wench!


Hey wait a minute....

I mean I want to be a pirate too!

 

[Aedon Durreah]

I want to be a serving wench!


Hey wait a minute....

I mean I want to be a pirate too!

Well, you can always work at the Rest and be the Dread Pirate Serving Wench.

 

[Scarst]

I want to be a serving wench!


Hey wait a minute....

I mean I want to be a pirate too!

We'd have to confiscate the whip.

You could be a pirate torture master all the benefits and you get slaves.

 

[Aedon Durreah]

Pirates have more fun.

Angus Barnett (Mullroy): ... what's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr Smith ...
Giles New (Murtogg): ... yeah, and no lies ...
Johnny Depp (Jack Sparrow): ... I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew and torture, ****, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weaselly black heart out.
Giles New: ... I said no lies ...
Angus Barnett: ... I think he is telling the truth ...
Giles New: ... if he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us ...
Johnny Depp: ... unless of course he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it ...

From "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl"

zthey have no shame about farting. Quite the contrary.

Although they love sailing the high seas, they have a strong aversion to the water in a bath.

They speak what's on their minds to high and low alike.

What's not to love?

The Female Pirate speaks the truth. I demand more fun.

 

[Gheed]

I thought you were.... wow have I got a lot to learn about rp.

 

[Aedon Durreah]

I am (a junior officer in the RBG). *smile*

My pro-pirate post is a nod of appreciation OOC toward the pirate expansion just announced at the UO Town Hall. The more pirates there are, the more business for RBG, even if our adversaries have fleas, stinky rum breath, and parrot dung on their shoulders.

And my response was in response to your post. In case no one noticed, this post is NOT flagged RP.

 

[Thom]

And my response was in response to your post. In case no one noticed, this post is NOT flagged RP.

Shh Aedon, don't you know we're always IC even when posting on forums? I'm gonna have to re-educate you. *grin*

Also really looking forward to being able to shoot pirates with a cannon... soon as I can find a crew for the boat that isn't a pirate...

 

[Aedon Durreah]

Aedon, my response was in response to Gheed's response. I was not responding to your response. And that is my response. *grin*

*grins*

But, I can still tie you to the masthead of my ship?

 

[Gheed]

I am (a junior officer in the RBG). *smile*

My pro-pirate post is a nod of appreciation OOC toward the pirate expansion just announced at the UO Town Hall. The more pirates there are, the more business for RBG, even if our adversaries have fleas, stinky rum breath, and parrot dung on their shoulders.

And my response was in response to your post. In case no one noticed, this post is NOT flagged RP.

Aedon, my response was in response to Gheed's response. I was not responding to your response. And that is my response. *grin*

And my op was in response to Aedon's op. I thought he was a rude farty pirate..... I'm pretty confused.... This thread needs to die I think.

 

[Flutter]

I am (a junior officer in the RBG). *smile*

My pro-pirate post is a nod of appreciation OOC toward the pirate expansion just announced at the UO Town Hall. The more pirates there are, the more business for RBG, even if our adversaries have fleas, stinky rum breath, and parrot dung on their shoulders.

And my response was in response to your post. In case no one noticed, this post is NOT flagged RP.

Aedon, my response was in response to Gheed's response. I was not responding to your response. And that is my response. *grin*

And my op was in response to Aedon's op. I thought he was a rude farty pirate..... I'm pretty confused.... This thread needs to die I think.

I did think Gheed's op was about Aedon's op. I was surprised at Aedon's OP because my understanding is he is more knightish than pirate-ish. Which made me question Gheed's op in this, which is not my op.
In my op I expressed my secret desire of wenchdom.
Do wenches ever carry whips? Or just really long swords like this one:

 

[Gheed]

I am (a junior officer in the RBG). *smile*

My pro-pirate post is a nod of appreciation OOC toward the pirate expansion just announced at the UO Town Hall. The more pirates there are, the more business for RBG, even if our adversaries have fleas, stinky rum breath, and parrot dung on their shoulders.

And my response was in response to your post. In case no one noticed, this post is NOT flagged RP.

Aedon, my response was in response to Gheed's response. I was not responding to your response. And that is my response. *grin*

And my op was in response to Aedon's op. I thought he was a rude farty pirate..... I'm pretty confused.... This thread needs to die I think.

I did think Gheed's op was about Aedon's op. I was surprised at Aedon's OP because my understanding is he is more knightish than pirate-ish. Which made me question Gheed's op in this, which is not my op.
In my op I expressed my secret desire of wenchdom.
Do wenches ever carry whips? Or just really long swords like this one:

My op was a stab at Aedon in good fun as Aedon has yet to show is farty pirate side. As you would call a fat guy "tiny"... so i see this reference to "A rude, farty, ill mannered pirate" an exact an equal opposite of the true nature of Aedon. He has the itch it would seem and I am going to love seeing him scratch it.

Now send over that wench... she amuses me.

 

[Flutter]

He has the itch it would seem and I am going to love seeing him scratch it.

Now send over that wench... she amuses me.

#1. Find your own wench.

#2. I'll be happy to help scratch Aedon's itch *flirt* *wink*

 

[Aedon Durreah]

#1. Find your own wench.

#2. I'll be happy to help scratch Aedon's itch *flirt* *wink*

*grins*

Now there's a bonnie wench. Come on and kiss me Kate.

 

[Aedon Durreah]

I did think Gheed's op was about Aedon's op. I was surprised at Aedon's OP because my understanding is he is more knightish than pirate-ish. Which made me question Gheed's op in this, which is not my op.
In my op I expressed my secret desire of wenchdom.
Do wenches ever carry whips? Or just really long swords like this one:

*Swoons*


I should like to apply to be Her pirate.

 

[Aedon Durreah]

My op was a stab at Aedon in good fun as Aedon has yet to show is farty pirate side. As you would call a fat guy "tiny"... so i see this reference to "A rude, farty, ill mannered pirate" an exact an equal opposite of the true nature of Aedon. He has the itch it would seem and I am going to love seeing him scratch it.

Now send over that wench... she amuses me.

Aye lad, we all have our itches from time to time. And one of the greatest pleasures in life is getting the chance to scratch an itch.



On do not over look my ability to become farty and smelly. I am a rather talented role player.

 

[Flutter]

*Swoons*


I should like to apply to be Her pirate.

I am accepting the applications. I have some "tests" you must perform before being accepted.

 

[Zosimus]

My op was a stab at Aedon in good fun as Aedon has yet to show is farty pirate side. As you would call a fat guy "tiny"... so i see this reference to "A rude, farty, ill mannered pirate" an exact an equal opposite of the true nature of Aedon. He has the itch it would seem and I am going to love seeing him scratch it.

Now send over that wench... she amuses me.

I used to play football with this guy played as a lineman. Big guy but we called him stick lol.

 

[Aedon Durreah]

I used to play football with this guy played as a lineman. Big guy but we called him stick lol.

LOL Think of the teasing I got with the last name Roach.