Miranda was naked and shocked me. I went with Trillian.
Okay, back to the topic.
Having reached Terror More, or Boura Boura depending on what you encounter, I was wandering around looking for something other than innocent looking creatures that managed to either poison or paralyze me.
Two Gargoyle players, resplendent in their gargish garishness, were hovering over a bridge, gently flapping their enormous wings. Figuring this was one of the few places to have a conversation, I said hey as did they. For some reason they knew my real name and they explained that business of imbuing things. In brief, it's what makes a ring and bracelet more powerful than a Halberd with a rocket launcher.
They also explained this service contract business. Instead of finding the most popular humans in Brittain - master Smiths camped on the east side of town - handing them ingots and cash, and awaiting the healing and improving thunk-thunk-thunk that made your armor and weapons mighty, though still made of steel, now you hand a purchased document to an NPC. One of those brightly colored hoverers had been one of those east side "Under the spreading chestnut tree" guys long ago.
Over the radio I'm hearing the chit chat of barkers...some had stuff for sale, some were buying. Their chatter was, of course, filled with those acronyms that annoy me so as I've yet to find UO Lingo-Trans 12.0...or is it 13. So I broke in, apologetically of course, to ask what PoFs and BODs were. Powder of F*ckign with stuff and Bulk Order Deeds....sorry, I forget with the F stood for but it followed the theme: magic everywhere. That's fine....just so a tyro knows, and finally this one did...a little.
"We are the steel on steel, Lord Rahl," the D'Haran Captain said to Richard. "You are the magic against magic." Perhaps an obscure reference, but it was on my mind.
A guy with the callsign SoulSeeker tells me to meet up with him at Luna Central (Bank). I figure he just wanted me to stop asking stupid questions for all the hear. I was wrong.
"Have you been into the Abyss?"
"Yeah....since the moment I started playing UO again."
Then came five words, the implications of which I could NEVER have imagined.
"I'll take you through it."
Naturally, I'm thinking I'm about to tour something. "It," however, was the quest needed to earn your ability to go there. It, as YOU ALL KNOW, is not one of those Fed-Ex quests. Noooooo.
He opens a moongate to I know not where. I waited for him to "change outfits," and in we went. Take an adventure game cranked to 11 and combine it with a console platformer with just a mouse for a controller.
You've all been through it. Keeping stuff from melting you in acid while relying on acid goo spewing vines to melt walls, hitting switches to move big balls that cover keys. Then comes Wolf 359, but we're not engaging the Borg. It's worse than that.
SoulSeeker had switched accounts to a Gargoyle magic user with a pet dragon - like a Gar from the above referenced fantasy novels - that was one TOUGH beast. Like terrified Allied infantry hiding behind tanks while attacking Rommel in North Africa, we followed the dragon but we certainly didn't chase it. I don't remember much after that....monsters made of water, other evil things, the fracking UO creature clearance sale amidst flashes of thunder and lightning
I ended up under, around, or somewhere featuring a pile of corpses that made even seeing my ghost difficult. The mighty dragon and my savvy guide were still alive, the latter trying to find my ghost to rez me. Ctrl-Shift didn't help. It replaced the entire scene on the screen with labels.
Now why did I have to ask the question that is the topic's name, I thought. He found me, though, and, somehow, I found my corpse amid the corpses. My horse was dead but I lose a lot of horses - too many to rate one that's lived long enough to have a resurrection capable ghost.
The final boss battle was fun though. Both of us pouring the healing spells on the dragon as I waded in trying to find a dark man who, no matter how long or how vigorously I chopped him with one of those blue furious hit rate blades, simply would NOT GO DOWN. I think it became the most oft consecrated weapon imaginable as well.
Finally he died, a gold key fragment appeared in my pack, my powerful guide instructed me to click it, and suddenly....it's over. The dragon was okay too.
There were other things afterward....clicking a tree to get a seed...clicking the seed to get a rez spot....a room full of rats and things that all just had to die for fun rather than to complete a quest...it's a blur. In the end he invited me to become a Knight of Light (his guild) despite my abject cluelessness throughout the adventure.
So....I know how to get to Ter Mur....and a wee bit more. Much of the Abyss is beautiful too. I ended the evening without a thought of old UO in my addled brain.
Jonathan
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