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Houses designed "suggestivly"...

Sarsmi

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I always did think those custom round bar tables looked like boobs. Maybe I just have a dirty mind? :p
don't think so, Sarsmi, I've often wondered about some of the graphics.... for instance, it wasn't so long ago that I finally stopped blushing when giant serpents died........ :blushing:
Umm I always have a funny thought when I look at those old thief disguise kits. lol
:lol: You guys crack me up! Some of those bottle graphics are...suggestive, too. I'd rather not say what they're suggestive of, but it made me laugh when the came out with fireworks that resembled something you'd find in someone's bedroom drawer. Bad enough the game already has whips and lots of leatherware. Adultima Online anyone? :p
Have you ever placed a piece(1) of unstacked 'deadwood' in front of a Vendor(preferably with darker skin to match that of the deadwood) and raised it to an 'appropriate' height? All I can say is that I wouldn't consider 'dead' to be a very appropriate description for it!

:blushing:
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Kellgory

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What would be funny is if the owner of the phallic house was named Peter Parker.
 
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Jhym

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"suggestively" but who's counting.

Just put the image on flicker or photobucket or something and then pop the link into the message. If people are really like little victorians about it, it's not like you didn't warn them.

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Xel The Wanderer

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I remember someone designing their house to look like a huge set of a woman's Ta-Ta's. If those were up to scale, they would've been a 696969 Double Triple Z's. I don't know where that thread is, and I don't remember who designed it, but that falls under the category of UO's Greatest Moments. :thumbsup:
 
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Cymidei Fier

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We have a house just like this on Baja next to the Yew Felucca Moongate, come and see!:loser:

*forgot to add Yew*
 

Basara

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I remember someone designing their house to look like a huge set of a woman's Ta-Ta's. If those were up to scale, they would've been a 696969 Double Triple Z's. I don't know where that thread is, and I don't remember who designed it, but that falls under the category of UO's Greatest Moments. :thumbsup:
Wouldn't that be the Proctor & Gamble corporate headquarters???

(for those of you that have never been to Cincinnati, at the junction of I-71 & I-471, you can see the Two Proctor & Gamble Plaza building, and the local nickname for the place, especially among employees, is "Dolly's Tits" - google the intersection of 6th & Broadway and look at the overhead picture, to see why)

There's also a 30-story building in Lexington, KY - it's octagonal, UK BLUE, has a rounded top, and for many years sported a BIG WHITE CHRISTMAS TREE on top of it, lit up, during the holidays. Some professors at UK and neighboring Transylvania University, combined for a Doctoral Thesis, IIRC, of the phallic nature of the building, and it being an attempt by the bankers who built it, to prove their virility to the rest of the state (Freud would have had a field day with the place). Given that, IIRC, the owners eventually had their financial empire crumble around them, I guess you would say they were trying to overcompensate, with the building...
 
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