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You needing my wisdoms bad Siege.

NOT A SINGLE PERSON SANG ALONG WITH ME TO FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS.

NOT A ONE!

Gone three months and this is the state of things? WTF?

I swear it is like Kelmo is running things again......

ALSO

Next time Talia moves maybe someone tell me, 'kay?

And you all wonder why I prefer Japanese porn to UO these days............

So, what did I miss?
 

Larisa

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Well as you know, Talia kindly gave me her 18x18 so feel free to drop by anytime!

Sorry I missed your Karaoke! I will join in next time ;)
 

Silent Singer

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Mostly lines from "Sugalumps", "Too many ***** on the dance floor", and "I told you I was freaky". I'm pretty sure no one online at the time had a clue :(

I miss ya Talia!

I had a rough few months, including 14 pill a day diets. Did you know that 6 hydrocodone a day will have a suppressing effect on my typically joyous self? It's true!

Good news is I am now less one superfluous internal organ, and I've lost about 25 pounds. Also, I had A LOT of free time on medical leave, to the point that the sheer quantity of adult movies I saw made the idea of attending this year's AVN show in Vegas seem like a good idea. Sadly my wife felt like that would be a boring trip, soinstead I got hooked on a hentai version of Candy Crush.

Did I mention the 6 hydrocodone a day cocktail? Yeah, I've been on a whole Pixies' "Where is my mind?" kind of trip.

Kisses! If you have a vent we can use message me the info. Mia Khalifa is just wet in the panties wanting to get into some trouble on Siege. ;)
 

Tanivar

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. Did I mention the 6 hydrocodone a day cocktail? Yeah, I've been on a whole Pixies' "Where is my mind?" kind of trip.
I was on Vicodin 750's about 20 years back for a while, like walking around in a movie, didn't like the feeling but liked the pain less
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Not a fun feeling since Reality and I weren't really on speaking terms and I was glad to finally get off them. They do kill pain very well though.
 
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