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Happy Birthday Aeowyn!

A

absimiliard

Guest
*Lindi rides in on an old, and rank, ridgeback named Beast and looks around the clearing*

*Grunting, he gets off his mount and begins making a fire*


Daughter of U'wah born today too. Now sing all. Now dance all. Rejoice for she no die this year!

*Begins dancing around the fire, stomping and singing.*


Happy Birthday! *Grunt* Happy Birthday! *Grunt*
Hope all candle on you cake
Burn like city in you wake.
Happy Birthday! *Grunt* Happy Birthday! *Grunt*

Happy Birthday! *Grunt* Happy Birthday! *Grunt*
While you eat good birthday stew
Savage come loot town for you
Happy Birthday! *Grunt* Happy Birthday! *Grunt*

Happy Birthday! *Grunt* Happy Birthday! *Grunt*
People dying everywhere
Women crying in despair
Happy Birthday! *Grunt* Happy Birthday! *Grunt*

Happy Birthday! *Grunt* Happy Birthday! *Grunt*
This one lesson you must learn
First you pillage THEN YOU BURN!
Happy Birthday! *Grunt* Happy Birthday! *Grunt*

Happy Birthday! *Grunt* Happy Birthday! *Grunt*
Birthday come but once each year
It mark time as Death draw near
Happy Birthday! *Grunt* Happy Birthday! *Grunt*

Happy Birthday! *Grunt* Happy Birthday! *Grunt*
So far Death you ride on past
No look back he gaining fast
Happy Birthday! *Grunt* Happy Birthday! *Grunt*

Happy Birthday! *Grunt* Happy Birthday! *Grunt*
It you birthday never fear
You be dead this time next year
Happy Birthday! *Grunt* Happy Birthday! *Grunt*

Happy Birthday! *Grunt* Happy Birthday! *Grunt*
We bring cloth all white as cloud
Now we sit and sew death shroud
Happy Birthday! *Grunt* Happy Birthday! *Grunt*


*Leaving the fire burning for any others who wish to dance for Aeowyn Lindi rides off*

<edited for savage-speak>
 
K

Kat SP

Guest
Dang Abs... You trying to depress our birthday girl?! lol Very creative though!

*Dances around and sings Happy Birthday to AEowyn*
 
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