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Good clean "Pirate Jokes"...har, har

Blind Tom the Pirate

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So, Blind Tom says to the United Pirate crew...
Did I ever tell yas about,
A Strawberry and a Cucumber
A strawberry and a cucumber grew up in the same garden patch. They were best buds growing up. As they grew older, they decided it was time to branch out, leave home, and see the world. So they hitched a ride on a nearby vegetable cart and took off.

Their first stop was at a local farmer's market. Unfortunately, that's where the trouble started. A big row broke out and they got separated, one of them ending up in a jam and the other in a pickle.
Well, was a dull story any way.
 
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