That's all propaganda from the people that want to sell you safe baby products. It's an industry, they stopped caring about the babies themselves long ago. I mean seriously, what can go wrong in a drawer? There are more cribs recalled due to baby safety concerns than drawers.
Number three is just teaching the child to bask in his own imbecility, and number four is down-right sexist.
And for the last one, it's the baby's own fault. It was warned to put the lotion on its skin or it would get the hose again.