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Wulf2k

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That's all propaganda from the people that want to sell you safe baby products. It's an industry, they stopped caring about the babies themselves long ago. I mean seriously, what can go wrong in a drawer? There are more cribs recalled due to baby safety concerns than drawers.

Number three is just teaching the child to bask in his own imbecility, and number four is down-right sexist.

And for the last one, it's the baby's own fault. It was warned to put the lotion on its skin or it would get the hose again.
 

AEowynSP

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I gotta agree with woulf on this one.
When I was growing up we traveled across the US in the back of a station wagon ...no seat belts no DAMN child seats.
Come on people even though "Idiocracy" was a horible movie this is what happens when you don't let darwinisim work.
 
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