Soccer is not FootBall Soccer is what Soccer Moms get their sissy kids in for the participation trophy in America. Watching Fem Men run around kicking, elbowing and hitting balls with their heads........ Yeah that don't cut it here.
I like You. But you are a sports-idiot obviously
Let me explain it:
322.000.000 Americans THINK running around with an egg in your hand is football
more than 6.000.000.000 people from all contries in the world KNOW that kicking a perfectly round BALL with your FEET is FOOT-BALL...
got it?
Your archaicly brutal rampage-game neither focuses on feet nor uses a ball (as humanity knows it). I would suggest naming it "American Rugby" or "Armored Egg-Throwing". Thats kinda accurate for what you are performing there.
And about sissies: Look, the British are playing almost the same game without this ridiculous plating and armour. Who is the sissy? Grown-up, big men needing helmets and shoulderpads for trowing this egg-like rubber-nonsense trough boards?
I mean, SERIOUSLY???
P.S.: Dont wanna insult you, my Amercian friends. You have great sports like basketball... But Tyrath needs a little spaking sometimes.
