FIZHING CONTEZT!!!!!!

[NANOC]

I, Nanoc, Palidin Dragonslayer, offer up my services to safeguard any fisher that needs protection fishing for this Summer Dragonfish!
Please contact me at any Inn, Tavern or Bread and Breakfast in the realm.
Fee is negotiable.

 

[Zoogi]

Congrajulashunz ta Firm Worm fur winnin Junez Fizhin Contezt!! Id wuz 179 Stone Summer Dwagonfizh!!! Der wuz unly 1 fizh turned in n GOBLINZ WIN!!!

Fur da Munt ub July mez doin sumtin juzt uh liddle dipperent.. Der will b 2 fizhez. Wun like da normul contezt.. Den wun fur sum gold.

Da Normul fizh fur da munt ub July iz da Grate Baracooder ouda da deep waderz ub fel!!!
Da udder fizh fur diz munt will b da Lantern Fizh ouda da Prizm ub Light!! Now da fun part. Charlez habz donated 10 mil gold fur da winner ub da Lantern fizh. Mez matchin dat soooo ip yooz git da biggezt Lantern Fizh yooz geddin 20 MILLYUN GOLD!!!

Wit doin 2 fizhez da winner ub da Lantern fizh will b selektin da fizh fur necktz munt. Ip der iz nawt uh winner da winner ub da Grate Baracooder will pik. Bote fizhez will b dizplayed ad da Aucshun houze.

Sooo 2 fizh..Grate Baracooder ouda deep waderz in fel fur da regoolar fizh. Lantern fizh ouda Prizm ub lite fur da 20 mil gold fizh!!!

GEWD LUCK ANGLERZ!!!

Zoogi - Gobenor ub Magincia

 

[Zoogi]

Winner fur July iz MARGE!!! 179 stone Grate Baracooder!!! 2nd wuz Contessa wit 173, Huck Finn wuz turd wit 165 stonez, Xavier wuz fort wit 160 n fifth wuz ArdyHarhar wit 149 Stonez!!! Fur da Big muney fizh diz munt der wuz nerg fizhiez caught. N da myzdery ub ip der iz uh akchewal Lantern Fizh still goez on. Gratz ta all da Anglerz diz munt!!

Marge picked da Mudpuppy ouda da Underworld fur da munt ub Auguzt!!!

Zoogi - Gobenor ub Magincia

 

[Zoogi]

Da Winner fur Auguzt iz MARGE wit 163 stone Mudpuppy!!! 2nd wuz Contezza ad 154, turd wuz Baker Smurp ad 150, Crazy Diamond fort wit 98 n Perdishun roundin out da top 5 ad 55 stonez!!! Gratz ta all da Anglerz diz munt. Mez will edit da pozt wen mez gitz uh fizh fur Sebtember frum Marge!!

Zoogi - Gobenor ub Magincia

 

[Sweetpeez]

Fish lady sayz it's da Blue Lobster found deep deep in da icy dungeon. Dun worrie scaried hummiez dere iz uh safe spot in dere yooz kan rekall into.

 

[Zoogi]

Da winner fur Sebtember iz Crazy Diamond wit uh 80 stone BLEW ROBZDER!!! Muzt b perdy rare cuz der wuz unly da wun turnd in fur diz munt ;u) Da fizh dat wuz picked fur Oktober iz.... A Big Fizh!!! Green er Blew bigger da bedder!! Gewd Luck Anglerz!!!

Zoogi - Gobenor ub Magincia

 

[Zoogi]

Da winner fur Oktober iz Baker Smurp wit 174 stone Big Fizh!! 2nd wuz Contessa ad 159 stonez, 3rd wuz Huck Finn ad 158 stonez, Threepwood wuz 4th ad 97 n Zeb had uh 74 stone roundin out da top 5!!! Gratz ta all da anglerz diz munt!!

Da fizh fur November iz da GRATE BARACOODER ouda da deep waderz ub Fel
Gewd Luck Anglerz!!!

Zoogi - Gobenor ub Magincia

 

[Zoogi]

Da Winner fur Nobember iz Threepwood wit 193 stone Grate Baracooder!!! 2nd wuz Crazy Diamond ad 192, Turd wuz Firm Worm wit 186 stones, 4th iz Contezza ad 176 n Huck Finn had 175 ta roun oud da top 5!!! Wuz uh cloze wun diz munt wit lotz ub fizh!!! Gratz ta all Anglerz who partizerpaded

Mez will edit wen mez gitz da fizh fur Desember!!

Zoogi - Gobenor ub Magincia

 

[Sweetpeez]

Just uh fyi - Fish neber yooz in da kontest yet:

Red Herring
Bullfish
Crystal Fish
Lava Fish
Reaper Fish
Unicorn Fish
Dungeon Pike
Golden Tuna
Kingfish
Rainbow Fish
Seeker Fish
Spring Dragonfish
Stone Fish
Winter Dragonfish
Zombie Fish
Dread Lobster
Void Crab
Spider Crab
Tunnel Crab

 

[Zoogi]

Fizh ub da Munt fur Dezember!!!! Ho ho ho!!! Fizh fur diz munt iz da Dunjin Pike!! Doo ta diz bein uh ruff wun ta catch mez diggin deep in da loincloff n addin uh 5 mil prize ta da winner diz munt. Mez eben gib 2.5 mil ta 2nd ;u) Dunjin Pike iz in Terathen Keep sooo gewd luck anglerz!!! HABBY HOLLERDAYZ!!!

Zoogi - Gobenor ub Magincia

 

[Zoogi]

Der wuz NERG winner fur Dezember sooo mez gitz ta keep all mez feetwarmerz!!! Sinze uh lodda hummiez iz geddin low on Crabz n Robzderz fur der Sea Monger qwezt letz dooo sum CRABBIN!!!! Fizh fur Janyooary iz da Stone Crab datz caught in T2A!! Habby New Yearz n gewd Luck diz munt eberywun!!!

Zoogi - Gobenor ub Magincia

 

[Maith Ceol]

Der wuz NERG winner fur Dezember sooo mez gitz ta keep all mez feetwarmerz!!! Sinze uh lodda hummiez iz geddin low on Crabz n Robzderz fur der Sea Monger qwezt letz dooo sum CRABBIN!!!! Fizh fur Janyooary iz da Stone Crab datz caught in T2A!! Habby New Yearz n gewd Luck diz munt eberywun!!!

Zoogi - Gobenor ub Magincia

Thank goodness. I thought I was the only one not fishing up that slippery fish!!!

 

[Zoogi]

Winner fur Janyooaryz Fizhin contezt iz MARGE wit 138 stone stone crab!!! 2nd wuz Contessa wit 96 stones, 3rd wuz Xavier ad 89 stones, Charles 4th wit 87 stonez n Huck Finn rounin out da top 5 wit 54 stones!!! Gratz ta all da anglerz!!

Da fizh fur Febrooary iz da Stone Fizh!! Juzt wen yoo taught yoo wuz geddin ouda T2A Marge senz yoo bak der!!!

Zoogi - Gobenor ub Magincia

 

[Zoogi]

Der wuz NERG winner fur Febrooary!! Sooo mez gitz ta pik diz munt. Hrmm wut habn wez dun yed *looks at list*

Otay fizh fur Marsh iz da Reeber fizh!!! Diz iz caught in da waderz ub Doom. Bein uh skary fizh n nerg winner lazt munt mez tozz 3 mil ta da winner, 2 ta 2nd n 1 ta turd. Soo Gewd Luck anglerz!! Let c sum fizhez diz munt!!!

Zoogi - Gobenor ub Magincia

 

[Zoogi]

Wez hab uh WINNER fur March!! Gweithiwr WINZ wit uh 178 stone Reaper Fizh reelin in da 3 mil prize!! 2nd wuz Crazy Diamond with 176 stonez nettin da 2 mil prize, Bewitched wuz in Turd wit 160 stones hookin uh million fur der trubblez. Contessa wuz fort wit 149 stones n Huck Finn roundin out da top 5 wit uh 63 stone!!!
Gratz ta all da anglerz diz munt!!

Da Fizh fur April iz da FIRE FIZH ouda Shame dunjin!!! Gewd Luck Anglerz!!!!

Zoogi - Gobenor ub Magincia

 

[Zoogi]

Aprilz Winner iz Contessa wit 177 stone Fire Fizh!!! 2nd wuz Bewitched wit 122 stonez n Turd plaze iz Huck Finn wit 98 Stonez!!! Gratz ta all da anglerz!!

Fizh fur da munt ub May iz da Yellertailed Baracooder!!! Gewd Luck Eberywun!!!

Zoogi - Gobenor ub Magincia

 

[Zoogi]

Da Winner fur May iz Xavier wit 172 stone Yeller Baracooder!! Dieb donaded 5 mil to diz muntz winner soooo GOBLINZ WIN!!! 2nd plaze wuz Scarlett wit 128 Stonez n Turd wuz Gweithiwr wit 119 stonez!!! Gratz ta all da anglerz diz munt.

Da Fizh fur diz munt will b da UNICORN FIZH!!! Idz ouda da twizted Weald soooo gewd luck eberywun!!!!

Zoogi - Gobenor ub Magincia

 

[Zoogi]

Da Winner fur June iz Marge wit 161 Stone Unicorn fizh!!! 2nd wuz Xavier wit 122 stonez n Turd iz Contezza wit 36 Stone Unicorn fizh!!!

Da Fizh fur July iz da Red Herring ouda da Underwurld!! Gewd Luck Anglerz

Zoogi - Gobenor ub Magincia

 

[Zoogi]

Da winner fur July iz Contessa wit 157 Stone Red Herring!! 2nd wuz Bewitched wit 117 stonez!!!

Da Fizh fur Auguzt iz da Giant Koi ouda Tokuno. Gewd Luck EBERYWUN!!!

Zoogi - Gobenor ub Magincia

 

[Sweetpeez]

oo weez kan yooz uh fish fider fur dat wun! YAY!

 

[Zoogi]

Yerg.. N Dieb habz donaded 5 milyun to da winner fur diz munt!!!!

 

[Zoogi]

Da winner fur Auguzt wuz Contessa wit 173 stone Giant Koi!! 2nd wuz Perdition wit 73 stonez.

Da fizh fur Sebtember iz da Zombie Fizh frum Grabewader lake!! Dieb habz donaded 5 mil to da winner ugain. Alzo sinze mez burtday iz in sebtember mez addin sum ta da pot az well so winner diz munt gitz 20 millyun gold!!!

Gewd Luck Anglerz!!!

Zoogi - Gobenor ub Magincia

 

[Sweetpeez]

oh zoogi zoogi zoogi! *shakez meez poor hed* Yooz nerg suppose to GIB uhway pressiez fur yooz burfdayz - Yooz suppose to GIT pressiez fur yooz birfdayz! All da hummiz shuld beez gibin yooz pilez ob pressiez und fuut warmerz!

*gitz sum mor paperz to mak uhnudder simpler learnin kolor buuk fur zoogi*
*startz to drawz all da hummiez gibin stufz to da goblinz*

 

[Zoogi]

Congrajulashunz ta Glyphis fur habin da biggezt Zombie fizh fur da munt ub Sebtember!! Da winnin fizh wuz 132 stone Zombie fizh!! 2nd plaze wuz Perdition with 54 stone Zombie fizh!! Gratz ta bote ub yooz fur catchin diz hard ta git fizh ;u)

Mez will edit wen mez gitz da fizh fur Oktober!!

Zoogi - Gobenor ub Magincia

 

[Barbossa]

Ahoy!

Congrats Glyphis & Perdition! Tales will be told in taverns across the lands of your legendary catches for years to come, of this I am sure.

*Raises up his frosty mug of Dwarven ale in your Honor*
~ Hector Barbossa

 

[Zoogi]

Mez still lewkin fur Glyphis ta git da fizh fur Oktober!! Ip mez dun hear frum dem by tamarow nite mez will hab ta pik uh fizh Toozday. So ip anywun noz dem send dem mez way ;u)

Girkle

 

[Zoogi]

Mez habn herd bak frum da winnin hummie soo mez juzt hab ta pik uh fizh. Da fizh fur Oktober will b da fairy salmon!!! Idz caught in Ter Mur sooo Gewd Luck Anglerz!!!

 

[Barbossa]

Ahoy!

I can't wait to catch a couple of these beautiful fairy salmons!

*Grabs his favorite fishing pole & tackle box*
~ Hector Barbossa

 

[Zoogi]

Da Winner fur Oktober iz Contessa wit 124 Stone Fairly Salmun!! 2nd wuz Crazy Diamond wit 25 stonez n Turd wuz Firm Worm wit 20 stonez!!!

Da fizh fur Nov will b da Lava fizh ouda Styjian Abyzz er da Underwurld!! Gewd Luck Anglerz

Zoogi - Gobenor ub Magincia

 

[Zoogi]

Da winner fur Nov wuz Huck Finn wit uh 156 stone Lava Fizh!! 2nd wuz Scarlett Fox ad 78 stonez n Turd wuz Contessa wit 75 stonez!!! Gratz ta all da anglerz

Fizh fur December iz da Holy Mackerul!! Gewd Luck Eberywun!!!

Zoogi - Gobenor ub Magincia

 

[Zoogi]

Winner fur Dec iz Contessa wit 162 stone Holy Mackerul!! 2nd wuz Huck Finn wit 154 stonez, Turd iz Scarlett Fox wit 116 stonez n Fort iz Katrina wit 107

Da fizh fur Janyooary iz da GOLDEN TUNA!!!! Contessa habz donaded 5 mil to da winner diz munt sooo gewd luck Anglerz!!!

Zoogi

 

[Zoogi]

Der wuz nerg fizhez fur Janyooary sooo da 5 mil iz bein mobed ta Febrooary!!!! Mez pickin uh eazy wun fur diz munt.. Da Grate Baracooder datz found in da deep waderz ub fel!! Gewd Luck Anglerz!!! Yooz mite nawt wanna let yooz boatz sit unuteended cuz der cood b sum Pie Ratz out der.

 

[Zoogi]

Winner fur Febrooary iz Contessa wit 198 Grate Baracooder!!! 2nd wuz Slayer wit 192, Turd iz Scarlett Fox wit 188, Fort iz Sushi wit 180 n 5th wuz Perdition wit 175. Lawda fizh diz munt!! Da 5 mil goez ta Contessa!! Remember ip anywun wantz der fizhez bak yell er pud uh rune in da mailbox ad uh plaze mez can put yooz fizh bak in da mailbox.. Er juzt yell in Gen chat ;u)

Mez will edit wen Contessa Pickz uh fizh fur March

 

[Zoogi]

Contessaz Pick fur March iz da Seeker Fizh ouda da Labyrinth!!!! Contessa alzo gibin 10 mil to da winner soooo gewd luck Anglerz!!!! Yooz gunna need id

 

[Zoogi]

Da winner fur March iz CONTESSA UGAIN!!!! Wit uh 35 stone Seeker fizh!! Dat wuz uh tuff wun n mez glad ta c eben da wun fizh diz munt ;u)

Contessa donaded da 10 mil frum lazt munt ta diz munt n pickd da Yellertail Baracooder!!! Sooo gewd Luck Anglerz!!!!

 

[NANOC]

*claps* yay Contessa.

 

[Zoogi]

Winner fur Abril iz Contessa!! 2nd wuz Scarlett!!! Due ta lack ub interezt in dz fizhin contezt wez gunna go wit May N Joon fur diz ncktz wun. Id will b da Giant Koi ouda Tokuno. Contessa iz rollin ober da 10 mil fur diz 2 munt fizh. Nanoc donaded 7.5 mil n mez tozzin in da rezt ta make da pot 25 millyun gold to da winner!!!!!! Ip wez still dun hab any interezt diz will b da lazt fizhin contezt soo gewd luck Anglerz!!!!! Hab yooz Giant Koiz in by Joon 30th ad midnite!!!

 

[Zoogi]

Da Winner fur May n Joonz fizhin contezt iz Damiana wit 182 stone Giant Koi!!! Scarlett Fox tewk 2nd wit 181 stonez, Turd iz Huck Finn 177 stonez, Fort iz Purdition wit 53 stonez n Roundin out da top 5 iz Bewitched wit 43 stonez.. Cungratz ta Damiana fur pullin in da 25 million gold Giant Koi!!!!

Yooz dun hab ta go far.. Da Fizh fur Jooly iz da Golden Tuna!!! 5 mil to da winner diz munt sooo gewd luck Anglerz

 

[Zoogi]

Der wuz Nerg Fizhez in mez mailbox diz munt so da 5 mil iz goin ta Auguztz winner insted!!! Mez gunna pik da REAPER FIZH fur diz munt!!! Sooo Gewd Luck Anglerz!!!

 

[Zoogi]

Anudder 5 mil haz been added ta da pot fur Auguztz fizh soo 10 mil fur da biggezt Reaper Fizh ouda Doom

 

[Zoogi]

Da potz ub ta 15 mil fur da Reaper fizh diz munt. Sunday da 22nd iz Doom nite fur da weekly hunt. Ip yooz wanna git yooz fizher uh ride ober juzt b redy ta go 730 est

 

[Zoogi]

Da Winner fur Auguzt iz Oza Zita wit 178 stone Reaper fizh!!! 2nd iz Huck Finn wit 155 stonez, Turd iz Leo wit 150, n fort iz Perdition wit 133 stonez!!! Gratz ta all da Anglerz!!

Da fizh fur Sebtember iz da Zombie Fizh!!!! Gewd Luck Anglerz!!!

 

[Zoogi]

Der wuz Nerg fizhez fur Sebtember turnd in. Dey muzt hab all died er sumtin *shrugs*
Fizh fur Oktober iz da Autumn Dwagonfizh!! Gewd Luck Anglerz

 

[Zoogi]

Oktoberz winner iz LEO Wit uh 195 stone Autumn Dwagonfizh!!! 2nd wuz Contessa ad 170, Turd wuz Huck Finn wit 167 stonez, Fort wuz Betwitched wit 164 n in Fifth iz Sushi wit 73 stonez!!!!

Da Fizh fur Nobemver iz da Winter Dwagonfizh!!!! Diz uh tuff wun soo mez addin 5 mil ta da winner diz munt.. Gewd Luck Anglerz!!!

 

[Zoogi]

Nobemverz Winner wuz LEO wit uh 76 stone Winter Dwagonfizh!!!
Da Fizh fur Decemberz iz da Blew Marlin!!! Mez tozz 5 mil ta da winner diz munt too. Gewd Luck Anglerz!!!

 

[Zoogi]

Nerg Fizhez fur Decemberz sooo fur Janyooary iz da FAIRY SALMUN!!!! Idz in TerMur. Mez will roll da 5 mil ober ta diz muntz winner sooo Gewd Luck Anglerz!!!

 

[Zoogi]

Winner fur Janyooary wuz Contessa wit 169 Stone Fairy Salmun, 2nd wuz Crazy Diamond wit 151, Turd iz Leo wit 119, Fort iz Betwitched ad 86 n Fifth wuz Huck Finn ad 48 Stonez!!!

Da Fizh fur Febrooary iz da Blak Marlin!!! Diz iz unly caught in Fel sooo gewd Luck Anglerz n b careful!! Yooz neber no wen yooz mite run inta sum Pie Ratz!!!!

 

[Zoogi]

Mez uh liddle behind diz munt. Winner fur Febrooary iz Perdition wit uh 83 stone Blak Marlin!!! Muzt hab had wun ub doz stealty Ork boatz wit da big punkin cannunz ta hide frum all da Pie ratz ;u)

Mez will edit wen mez gitz uh fizh fur March

 

[NANOC]

Perdition told me to tell Zoogi that the fish for March is the Kingfish.

 

[Zoogi]

Otay sooo Fizh fur March iz da Kingfizh!!! Mez gunna gib 10 mil ta da biggezt fizh. Wit diz bein uh harder fizh ta catch n da muntz halp ober mez gunna do fur March n Abril az well. Mez tozz 5 mil fur 2nd plaze az well soooo yooz hab uh munt n uh halp fur yooz biggezt Kingfizh!!!! Gewd Luck Anglerz!!!