(RP) Feed the peasantry !!

[QueenZen]

Now if for some peculiar reason, ye wish to feed the angry peasants
some fish steaks and ye can't cook a lick,
do drop by E. Umbra, for cooked FISH STEAKS.

Yes brothas and sistas, there are starving peasantry, all around us.

Now Hughes had to actually BUY the darn raw fish steaks @ 9gp per,
thus slight mark up for Hughes having to cook em all,
10 gp per gm chefed up fish steaks, lots of 50s for now,
@ E. Umbra *mini mart* next to Memorial house !!

Now, buy some fish steaks and feed them poor peasants !!

 

[Shh!]

Now if for some peculiar reason, ye wish to feed the angry peasants
some fish steaks and ye can't cook a lick,
do drop by E. Umbra, for cooked FISH STEAKS.

Yes brothas and sistas, there are starving peasantry, all around us.

Now Hughes had to actually BUY the darn raw fish steaks @ 9gp per,
thus slight mark up for Hughes having to cook em all,
10 gp per gm chefed up fish steaks, lots of 50s for now,
@ E. Umbra *mini mart* next to Memorial house !!

Now, buy some fish steaks and feed them poor peasants !!

Pft. The lazy good-for-nothings need to get jobs and stop whining!!!

 

[QueenZen]

Well ye can always DP the fish steaks, that'd take care of em all, in a grand fashion.