Underpaid. Unappreciated. Worked to death. And he can’t even get frequent flier miles, as he only travels once a year.
Forced to spend his life surrounded by elves and sweeping up after Rudolph, is it any wonder he cracked?
Now he wanders the lands of Siege, working off his frustrations by PKing anyone who dares ask to sit on his knee!
Ho, ho, ho, kids!
(With thanks to Weird Al for the title!)
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