One of us calling the EA Games Support Line:
"Hello, I have an in-game problem!"
"Hi, what game to you play?"
"Ultima Online"
"Oh... What?"
"Ultima Online..."
"Ultima Online?"
"Yes."
"Uhhh... Please hold."
(Support Rep goes to speak to supervisor about whether they support a game called "Ultima Online" and what it is. Supervisor asks around and then looks it up in the department manual. Minutes pass... Support Rep returns to the phone.)
"I apologize for the wait. How can I help you?"
"Yes, I'm having a problem with Ultime Online. I can't login."
...Pause...
"I'm sorry you're having that problem. I'm going to have to escalate the issue and arrange a callback. What is your phone number and a good time for our 2nd tier support to call?"
"Hello, I have an in-game problem!"
"Hi, what game to you play?"
"Ultima Online"
"Oh... What?"
"Ultima Online..."
"Ultima Online?"
"Yes."
"Uhhh... Please hold."
(Support Rep goes to speak to supervisor about whether they support a game called "Ultima Online" and what it is. Supervisor asks around and then looks it up in the department manual. Minutes pass... Support Rep returns to the phone.)
"I apologize for the wait. How can I help you?"
"Yes, I'm having a problem with Ultime Online. I can't login."
...Pause...
"I'm sorry you're having that problem. I'm going to have to escalate the issue and arrange a callback. What is your phone number and a good time for our 2nd tier support to call?"
I keep picturing what's soon to come:
One of us calling the EA Games Support Line:
"Hello, I have an in-game problem!"
"Hi, what game to you play?"
"Ultima Online"
"OH!?!...Really???"