Thats childs play.
Some of my favorite tactics bye (Fans) was.
Naming a house : Fal Loots and steals from Iraq war vets while there overseas.
Pets named :Fal Hax,Fal Sux,Fal uses scripts,Fal kicks newborn kittens, Fal house hides and steals from newbies,Fal has a gm in guild (one of the more recuring and one of my personel favorites).
10 page scribbed books penned bye myself or New Thunder (to our surprise) about how we are opresive powermongers who hold the whole shard under are thumbs and how we view everyone else with hatred and contempt.
Then the cherry on top having newbie chars named after our freinds and guildmates barreling our vendor houses in Luna with 100s of barrels at a time.