Its all very simple, listen to prof. salad, for I have all the answers:
1. What we have here, is a giant **** sandwich, and were all going to have to take a bite.
2. We're all pretty much ****ed, and its not really anyone's fault but our own.
3. Political finger-pointing will not make the **** sandwich disappear.
4. The following things won't help you take a bite of the **** sandwich: Your SUV, your blackberry, your internet, your speedhacks, your god, fox news, your boat, your trophy wife, your degree in underwater basket weaving or chart coloring, and especially, not your president.
5. If you are not: old, fat, ignorant, lazy, stupid, weak, or incompetent,
your bite will be significantly smaller.
6. democrats and republicans are both equally worthless.
7. guns are awesome, and when the grocery stores don't sell food anymore,
ill use them to shoot at anyone that wants my food
8. playing too much uo, running your 500w cpu, and ranting in a game forum probably won't help either.
9. If the **** sandwich is just too scary to look at, and your soft, pink little hands are quite up to it, you should just put a bag over your head, and lay down.
and finally,
10. Your 'merican dream' is what made the **** sandwich in the first place.
Now both of you (R&D) eat it.
'your fear of death is what limits you'
- i said that