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(Player Event) Da UO Fair iz on da way ta town on Cheezy!!!

Zoogi

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Yoo herd me rite. Da Fair iz cummin ta Cheezy startin Friday November 10th n runnin trew da 12th. Ebery nite da Fair will start ad 5pm EST n run trew 9 pm. Der shood be uh liddle sumtin fur eberyun so mez gunna gib yoo uh lizt ub all da ebents. Yoo can *** ta un er yoo can *** to dem all!!! Der will be uh Harrower starded ebery nite ub da fair *pvp will be likely so show up fur da slaughter*

Friday Nov 10th

5 pm - White Net Tozz opp ub da Magincia Docks!! *fighting or healing skills*
6 pm - Scabenger Boat Race. Boatz n stupp will be probided fur yoo *Eberyun welcum* Limit ub 30 racerz
7 pm - Family Feud *Eberyun Welcum*
8 pm - Nivas Drunk Run *Eberyun Welcum*
9 pm - LottoBOOM * Eberyun Welcum*

Saturday Nov 11th
5 pm - Archery Contest ad da Luna Fair Groundz *Eberyun welcum*
6 pm - Find da DJ *Eberyun welcum*
7 pm - Deal or No Deal *Eberyun welcum*
8 pm - Deal or No Deal till da game iz ober wit
9 pm - Trivia Challenge

Sunday Nov 12th
5 pm - Pet Fair
6 pm - Ice Races * Eberyun welcum*
7 pm - Pet Scavenger Hunt *Little taming skill needed?*
8 pm - Pick Up Ducks
9 pm - Battle ub da Sexes!!

At da conclushun ub Battle ub da Sexes der will be uh bery short clozin ceremony on da Magincia Docks!! Followed by ZOOGI'S CHEEZY FIREWORKS!!! Ip yoo hab firework wands feel free ta bring dem n fire dem opp. More da merrier!!!

Diz ebent iz open to ebery shard ip yoo wish ta padisupate. Der will be Grab bags fur yoo fairgoerz n hopefully uh gewd time ta be had by all. Der iz uh chance ub maybe uh GOBLIN CATAPULT!! Ip dat duznt grab yooz uttenchun mez dunno wut will. Datez ugain iz November 10 - 12. Hope ta see eberyun der!!!!!

Zoogi - Gobenor ub Magincia
 
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SugarMMM

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I couldn't read more than a couple lines of that because it hurt my brain.
 

Drakelord

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@SugarMMM Best I can do, I hope that helps ;)

You heard me right. The Fair is cumming to Cheezy starting Friday, November 10th and running through the 12th. Every nite da Fair will start at 5pm EST and run through 9 pm. There should be uh little something for everyone so me gonna gib you uh list up all the events. Yoo can *** ta un er you can *** to dem all!!! Der will be uh Harrower started every nite ub da fair *pvp will be likely so show up fur da slaughter*

Friday Nov 10th

5 pm - White Net Tozz opp ub da Magincia Docks!! *fighting or healing skills*
6 pm - Scabenger Boat Race. Boatz n stupp will be provided fur yoo *Eberyun welcome* Limit ub 30 racers
7 pm - Family Feud *Eberyun Welcome*
8 pm - Nivas Drunk Run *Eberyun Welcome*
9 pm - LottoBOOM * Eberyun Welcome*

Saturday Nov 11th
5 pm - Archery Contest ad da Luna Fair Groundz *Eberyun welcome*
6 pm - Find da DJ *Eberyun welcome*
7 pm - Deal or No Deal *Eberyun welcome*
8 pm - Deal or No Deal till da game iz ober wit
9 pm - Pet Battles!!

Sunday Nov 12th
5 pm - Pet Fair
6 pm - Ice Races * Eberyun welcome*
7 pm - Pet Scavenger Hunt *Little taming skill needed?*
8 pm - Pick Up Ducks
9 pm - Battle ub da Sexes!!

At da conclusion ub Battle ub da Sexes der will be uh very short closing ceremony on da Magincia Docks!! Followed by ZOOGI'S CHEEZY FIREWORKS!!! Ip yoo hab firework wands feel free ta bring dem n fire dem opp. More da merrier!!!

Diz event iz open to every shard ip yoo wish ta padisupate. Der will be Grab bags fur yoo fairgoers n hopefully uh gewd time ta be had by all. Der iz uh chance ub maybe uh GOBLIN CATAPULT!! Ip dat duznt grab yooz uttenchun mez dunno wut will. Datez ugain iz November 10 - 12. Hope ta see eberyun der!!!!!

Zoogi - Governor ub Magincia
 
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