How do I say this in a happy constructive way? A way that will enlighten, but not cause anger. This is really hard. I keep coming up with sentences which cause everyone on my end to burst into laughter, but its just not constructive.
We LOVE the features of the new clients. We ALWAYS love the features. Our computers can handle it with no problem. My wife is saying I should just talk about how beautiful the Classic client is. How solid the ground feels under you when you run or stand in one of your homes. The beauty of many of the landscapes. The thrill of playing uo without it crashing and killing you.
Most of us are not going to play these clients. We're probably NEVER going to play them. The only way we'd play them is if there was no other way to play uo, and then there'd be such a loud scream you'd hear it at your real life houses. Take a poll. You guys LOVE polls. See how many people are going to play the enhanced client.
I used to run computer companies so I know whats its like to try to program a dinosaur. I REALLY want to play an incredible new client, but be honest we don't have one. WE NEVER have one. Everytime we get something thats less beautiful, and doesn't work as well. We're told how we should play it. We're told that its going to be supported and filled with wonderful new features. Then, one day you say. Hey, we're not supporting that client. Here's some other new client. We try it for maybe 3 hours, and then we trot on back to the client we have that actually works properly (for the most part). The client that doesn't crash and kill us over and over most days. The client with beautiful monsters and trees and houses that are filled with lovely things.

We LOVE the features of the new clients. We ALWAYS love the features. Our computers can handle it with no problem. My wife is saying I should just talk about how beautiful the Classic client is. How solid the ground feels under you when you run or stand in one of your homes. The beauty of many of the landscapes. The thrill of playing uo without it crashing and killing you.
Most of us are not going to play these clients. We're probably NEVER going to play them. The only way we'd play them is if there was no other way to play uo, and then there'd be such a loud scream you'd hear it at your real life houses. Take a poll. You guys LOVE polls. See how many people are going to play the enhanced client.
I used to run computer companies so I know whats its like to try to program a dinosaur. I REALLY want to play an incredible new client, but be honest we don't have one. WE NEVER have one. Everytime we get something thats less beautiful, and doesn't work as well. We're told how we should play it. We're told that its going to be supported and filled with wonderful new features. Then, one day you say. Hey, we're not supporting that client. Here's some other new client. We try it for maybe 3 hours, and then we trot on back to the client we have that actually works properly (for the most part). The client that doesn't crash and kill us over and over most days. The client with beautiful monsters and trees and houses that are filled with lovely things.
