Okay, time to be afraid. Very afraid. Of Chuck Norris.
It seems our friend Mr. Norris has a Christian Ministry. He even has a weekly essay/article/sermon over on World Net Daily (also called by some, "Wing-Nut Daily"). One of these articles over there actually discusses the "Chuck Norris Facts." In fact, in that article, he expressed the belief that people really believe these to be true facts, and aren't just jokes.
I kid you not.
http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=52567
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On Chuck Norris 'mania' sweeping the Net
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Posted: October 23, 2006
1:00 a.m. Eastern
Have you heard of the "Chuck Norris Facts"?
There are more than 50,000 jokes making their way around the Internet that purport to be "facts" all playing off my movie roles as a "tough guy" and my history as a martial arts champion. But they aren't "jokes" to those who spread them – they're "facts."
Here are a few of my favorites:
"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants."
"Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris."
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