Chocolate's Secret Ability?

[Guest]

Hey all... not sure what's up, but I noticed that when I ate a piece of my new chocolate, my stones held number changed.

It was 122/400 something, and when I ate the piece of chocolate, it went to 121/400. Is this a new way to reduce the stones we're carrying for a period of time? Interesting.

Let me know what you find!

 

[Guest]

Since you ate the chocolate, you're now carrying 1 less stone of chocolate.

 

[Guest]

I can't tell if this is a joke or not....

 

[Joobulance]

Nice. Hahaha...

 

[Otis Firefly]

i was having a really bad day and totally hungover!...this post made me laugh!!...Thank You!....joke or not!, that was perfect

 

[Guest]

HOLD IT!

A chocolate that MAKES YOU LOOSE WEIGHT NOT GAIN?!?!?!?!

Incredible!

 

[Guest]

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HOLD IT!

A chocolate that MAKES YOU LOOSE WEIGHT NOT GAIN?!?!?!?!

Incredible!

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I ate a dozen and lost 12 stones, go figure...

 

[imported_Anakena]

That has to be an eastern egg

 

[Frarc]

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HOLD IT!

A chocolate that MAKES YOU LOOSE WEIGHT NOT GAIN?!?!?!?!

Incredible!

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Could RL chocolate be like this!

 

[Guest]

Classic!

 

[Piotr]

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That has to be an eastern egg

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A magic chinese thousand-year-egg...uhm... made of chocolate?

 

[Guest]

Probably the chocolate is cold from its transit through the ether to our backpacks. If so then this would explain the weight loss from eating it...

Say the chocolate contained 100 calories, weighed 10 grams and was at 5 deg celsius and had roughly the specific heat of water. To raise this to body temp of 37 degrees would require 32*10=320 calories. So the act of eating the chocolate would consume 320-100=220 calories and you would lose weight!

This also works for cold beer and ice cream. Which makes them ideal diet food*


(*Please note that this might not work perfectly, packaging may settle during transit, terms and conditions apply).

 

[Guest]

I've heard that chocolate gives some women orgasms.

 

[imported_Sarphus]

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That has to be an eastern egg

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They have the same ability... you can eat them to lose weight too!

 

[deadite]

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I've heard that chocolate gives some women orgasms.

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That's a real-life easter egg, for sure.

 

[Guest]

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I've heard that chocolate gives some women orgasms.

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I've never had chocolate THAT good. But I did read somewhere that there's something in chocolate that stimulates an area in the brain that gives a similar feeling of euphoria related to the sensation of an orgasm.

 

[imported_Electrolyte]

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I can't tell if this is a joke or not....

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If it IS a joke, it's not that funny... but if it's NOT a joke, then it's friggin' hilarious!!

-=\E

 

[Redxpanda]

You know whats sad, i actually thought about it for a second.

 

[Guest]

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You know whats sad, i actually thought about it for a second.

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lol

 

[Lord Zephyrus]

can somebody hook me up with some of this chocolate cause every time i eeat a piece i gain like 40 pounds heck i can just drive by mc donalds and look at the sign and gain 15lbs.