Cause I be the lazy Samurai...

[Guest]

What kinds of changes have they done to this game since I was gone (back when they where testing out pvp changes)...

Has anything been done?
Will anything be done?
Are the Jester hats really unblessed?
Is Shak's Orny really unblessed?
Could Wulf and Skylark be the next big couple?
Is Cheapsuit still naked?
Are there still good sell posts with me gone?
Have they made a pre-AoS/LBR shard yet?
Did anyone find out about the thing between Kat and Shakaja?
Is Arden still in an identity crisis?
Is Mountain Dew better then Melloyello?
Is Cafine a depresent?
Is to much Orange Juice bad for you?
Does anyone like Magic the Gathering?
Has anyone ever played magic the gathering Online?
Are the GM's still ass's (or have they gotten better?)
Does Kelmo still run these forms with his Iron Fist?
Did Shad dye his hair pink?
Am I a bit bored?
Are SinisterUK and Cheapsuit still haveing a love dispute?
Yoda and Darth still at yew gate, and luna?
Is the mage, or necro still powerhouses?
Is Wulf still a smart ass... (still lub him though)?
Is Castor still wearing blaze?
Does Sevi still wear purple... (looks like a prune, but I didn't want to say anything)?
Are the Orcs still coming back?
Who am I going to give my gold to?
What is your name?

I'm on a need to know basis here people... hope I didn't demand to many questions.

 

[crazybone]

What kinds of changes have they done to this game since I was gone (back when they where testing out pvp changes)...

Has anything been done? - N/A
Will anything be done? - N/A
Are the Jester hats really unblessed? - Luck ones? Yes...All? Maybe
Is Shak's Orny really unblessed? - As far as we know, if not now it will be
Could Wulf and Skylark be the next big couple? - EWWWWWwwww
Is Cheapsuit still naked? - You mean Nancy?
Are there still good sell posts with me gone? - Not really

Have they made a pre-AoS/LBR shard yet? - I wish
Did anyone find out about the thing between Kat and Shakaja? - EWWW MORE
Is Arden still in an identity crisis? - Probably
Is Mountain Dew better then Melloyello? - WTF is Mellowyello?
Is Cafine a depresent? - AYE AYE
Is to much Orange Juice bad for you? - NEVER
Does anyone like Magic the Gathering? - Sometimes ;-) Ima DORK
Has anyone ever played magic the gathering Online? - Ill spend one forest!
Are the GM's still ass's (or have they gotten better?) - N/A
Does Kelmo still run these forms with his Iron Fist? - NO DOUBT
Did Shad dye his hair pink? - Bald I think
Am I a bit bored? - IM NOT!
Are SinisterUK and Cheapsuit still haveing a love dispute? - I think they are married
Yoda and Darth still at yew gate, and luna? - Negative!
Is the mage, or necro still powerhouses? - If played right anything can win
Is Wulf still a smart ass... (still lub him though)? - SMART AS EVER
Is Castor still wearing blaze? - Not sure
Does Sevi still wear purple... (looks like a prune, but I didn't want to say anything)? - Purple?!
Are the Orcs still coming back? - SLOWLY but not the SC ORCS
Who am I going to give my gold to? - I doubt its me, but many will beg for it
What is your name? - CRAZYYY

I'm on a need to know basis here people... hope I didn't demand to many questions.

 

[Wulf2k]

Has anything been done?
- Depends exactly which pub you left at, nothing too major.

Will anything be done?
- Proficiencies.

Are the Jester hats really unblessed?
- So say the legends.

Is Shak's Orny really unblessed?
- See above.

Could Wulf and Skylark be the next big couple?
- I'm too much man to settle down.

Is Cheapsuit still naked?
- Do tube socks count as naked?

Are there still good sell posts with me gone?
- I laughed. I cried. I bought.

Have they made a pre-AoS/LBR shard yet?
- Technically they did so about 8 years ago.

Did anyone find out about the thing between Kat and Shakaja?
- It's called a tryst.

Is Arden still in an identity crisis?
- That's the thing about the internet, you can never be 100% sure.

Is Mountain Dew better then Melloyello?
- Better at sucking? Nope.

Is Cafine a depresent?
- Is that a cross between caffeine and amphetamine?

Is to much Orange Juice bad for you?
- Yes. Learning to swim helps, but after a certain point you run out of air to breath.

Does anyone like Magic the Gathering?
- Yes, but nobody likes them.

Has anyone ever played magic the gathering Online?
- Nope. Though I once gathered magic online.

Are the GM's still ass's (or have they gotten better?)
- Since they're trying to help, they're not really asses. If any of them knew what they were doing, then I'd say yes.

Does Kelmo still run these forms with his Iron Fist?
- He hardly talks about Tekken.

Did Shad dye his hair pink?
- Haven't seen him. He's probably working on his outfit next.

Am I a bit bored?
- That depends. How many tiny holes are there in your roofing tiles?

Are SinisterUK and Cheapsuit still haveing a love dispute?
- I think they've moved onto a territory dispute. SinisterUK wants the left half of the bed, and Cheapsuit wants the right.

Yoda and Darth still at yew gate, and luna?
- Not for a long, long time.

Is the mage, or necro still powerhouses?
- Yup. Along with every single other template....

Is Wulf still a smart ass... (still lub him though)?
- My ass still retains all of its amazing qualities.

Is Castor still wearing blaze?
- That's not something you grow out of.

Does Sevi still wear purple... (looks like a prune, but I didn't want to say anything)?
- Not sure, but I'll check out some California Raisons lyrics just in case.

Are the Orcs still coming back?
- New orcs, so not really "back"....

Who am I going to give my gold to?
- Whoever love you long time?

What is your name?
- My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

 

[Saturos]

Has anything been done?
About what? They've started unblessing the gypsy headdress arti hats apparently, and theres some new event thing going on, not much else though.

Will anything be done?
Um... They might unbless the 7ae items finally since theyve started unblessing the gypsy headdress hats, and the devs keep saying theyre going to fix so-and-so or theyre looking at something-or-other, but havent actually done much. They will probably end up adding more stuff that nobody asked for, though (such as the weird new targeting thing, at least you can turn that off though).

Are the Jester hats really unblessed?
Seems that way. They didnt actually unbless them all at once, but if you call a gm if you see someone wearing one, supposedly they will come and remove it


Is Shak's Orny really unblessed?
No way I can know for sure, but I hope so.

Could Wulf and Skylark be the next big couple?


Is Cheapsuit still naked?
Not as often, but he still cant kill anything besides crafters with or without armor.

Are there still good sell posts with me gone?
Yup, not quite as many though.

Have they made a pre-AoS/LBR shard yet?
Nope

Did anyone find out about the thing between Kat and Shakaja?
Huh? What "thing"?

Is Arden still in an identity crisis?
I'm not even sure who Arden's chars are any more

Is Mountain Dew better then Melloyello?
What the heck is "Melloyello"?

Is Cafine a depresent?
Caffiene is made of win and awesome. 'Nuff said.

Is to much Orange Juice bad for you?
Define "too much".

Does anyone like Magic the Gathering?
Havent actually bought any new cards in about 5 years, but I still play it sometimes.

Has anyone ever played magic the gathering Online?
Nope, half the fun of the game comes from watching your opponent's expression when you win

Are the GM's still ass's (or have they gotten better?)
Depends on which GM. Everyone who got GM Milo says hes good, but most of the other GMs still give canned responses most of the time. I'm pretty sure the whole thing with unblessing the hats was because one of the GMs doesnt even know how CBDs work on Siege.

Does Kelmo still run these forms with his Iron Fist?
There havent actually been a whole lot of threads locked lately, and Dor is usually the one who locks em.

Did Shad dye his hair pink?
Not according to the character profile on uo.com, but those things dont update very often.

Am I a bit bored?
Probably, or you wouldnt have been posting on stratics

Are SinisterUK and Cheapsuit still haveing a love dispute?
Once again, my answer is

Yoda and Darth still at yew gate, and luna?
Pretty sure neither of them play any more, unless they made new chars and didnt tell anyone.

Is the mage, or necro still powerhouses?
Seems to be a lot more tamers than usual, actually. Bushido dexxers still do pretty well against mages and necromancers, though.

Is Wulf still a smart ass... (still lub him though)?
Of course.

Is Castor still wearing blaze?
Still has the cloak and apron, but apparently he traded in his robe for an ice white one.

Does Sevi still wear purple... (looks like a prune, but I didn't want to say anything)?
Pretty sure shes still wearing black and purple like always.

Are the Orcs still coming back?
Not the same orcs as before, though hopefully they'll come back too.

Who am I going to give my gold to?
Hold on to it, you will probably come back eventually. If you're *REALLY* sure youre not coming back, give it either to guildmates or to NEW I guess.

What is your name?
Arthur, King of the Britains... er, Grimbold

 

[Guest]

Has anything been done?
My death robe collection grew at it's ever-steady rate.
Will anything be done?
Yes, I'll continue to throw away large supplies of death robes daily.
Are the Jester hats really unblessed?
When you first get one, sure. After that, who knows? Live for the moment!
Is Shak's Orny really unblessed?
Not according to the ladies.
Could Wulf and Skylark be the next big couple?
Not according to the ladies.
Is Cheapsuit still naked?
Not according to the ladies.
Are there still good sell posts with me gone?
Not acc... oh, wait. One or two.
Have they made a pre-AoS/LBR shard yet?
Define 'they', while staying within RoC.
Did anyone find out about the thing between Kat and Shakaja?
Not according... etc
Is Arden still in an identity crisis?
Aren't we all?
Is Mountain Dew better then Melloyello?
bleepin' foreigners....
Is Cafine a depresent?
No, and that makes me very sad.
Is to much Orange Juice bad for you?
Me? No. You? Possibly.
Does anyone like Magic the Gathering?
No, but getting in a circle for Spellweaving is rather kinky.
Has anyone ever played magic the gathering Online?
See above
Are the GM's still ass's (or have they gotten better?)
Every GM I've ever met has actually been helpful, thereby proving there is balance in the universe.
Does Kelmo still run these forms with his Iron Fist?
Iron Fist is Kelmo's alt??
Did Shad dye his hair pink?
I don't know. I'm blind.
Am I a bit bored?
Not as bored as I am - I'm replying.
Are SinisterUK and Cheapsuit still haveing a love dispute?
Not according to the ladies.
Yoda and Darth still at yew gate, and luna?
Only if Cheapsuit is a Yoda alt, which I doubt.
Is the mage, or necro still powerhouses?
I'm a powerhouse.... *listens to Stratics readers falling over laughing*
Is Wulf still a smart ass... (still lub him though)?
Well, to answer that properly...*loud stabbing noises*
Is Castor still wearing blaze?
I don't know, I'm blind.
Does Sevi still wear purple... (looks like a prune, but I didn't want to say anything)?
I don't know, I'm blind.
Are the Orcs still coming back?
I don't know, I'm bli...*sounds of club womping head*
Who am I going to give my gold to?
Me?
What is your name?
I don't know, I'm blind.

 

[Guest]

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Who am I going to give my gold to?

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Me, of course!

 

[Guest]

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I'm on a need to know basis here people... hope I didn't demand to many questions.

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Well, I will answer some of your questions.

"Could Wulf and Skylark be the next big couple?" - No. We are quite content with our existing arrangement, in which I adore him from afar, and he pretends not to notice

"Is Cheapsuit still naked?" - can't answer that authoritatively, as I have never peeked under his robe, and I'm not ever planning to do so.

"Are there still good sell posts with me gone?" - well, they are probably still the most frequently locked ones

"Does Kelmo still run these forms with his Iron Fist?" - *looks at dents in the walls made by iron fist* Uh, no, not at all.

"Am I a bit bored?" - all indicators point to that

"Is Castor still wearing blaze?" *coughs* Does the sun still rise each day?

"Does Sevi still wear purple... (looks like a prune, but I didn't want to say anything)?" - Whaaaat?! Don't make me add fashion impaired to your Lazy Samurai title! Sevi always looks maahvelous. And don't even be saying anything about purple.

-Skylark

 

[Guest]

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Why do I get the impression I'm wipped?
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Oh, and Wulf... your still the smartass...
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Weren't they going through tests and stuff for the HEAVY PVP fix, or whatever the hell they called it? From what i've heard, the changes never took place... I think an example of one of the changes was they where going to add armor class to "Arms Lore". Nothing like that has been done yet?

I'd look on the website, but i'd probably find the year old advertising for 8th age CD's... So I'll ask the heart of the community.

 

[imported_SavageSP]

"Weren't they going through tests and stuff for the HEAVY PVP fix, or whatever the hell they called it? From what i've heard, the changes never took place... I think an example of one of the changes was they where going to add armor class to "Arms Lore". Nothing like that has been done yet?"
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First they were working on and testing Diminished Returns, that got scrapped and they decided to do the Proficiency System, it should have been in place by now but got pushed back at least one Pub already, I quit paying attention to that crap and came here to SP, U Hall is just freakin Depressing, and I for one will be glad when they figure out what they are gonna do, do it and leave it the hell alone for awhile, they drive more people away just by not knowing what the hell we are gonna have to work with and talking in vague speak that leads to all kind of kneejerk reactions. Personnally id just like to fix the paint bug, short spear swing graphic, and about 50 other things that are still F'ed up. *gets depressed* dammit I just made a post that should be on U Hall! Sorry...