(Player Event) Cartel Celebrity Death Auction

[SuperKen]

This is a PvP event!

Location: Cartel Island

Date: Sept. 16th, 2010

Time: 5:00 PM PST

Hostess: Proserpina

Howdy folks,

Ever seen all the trash talk in the General channel and wanted a shot at those names? Here's your chance!

Rules are simple:

1. Each celeb can have 7 bids; the top 7 bids will win. Any bid is acceptable. Bids will be handled and organized on Stratics. Any single individual may bid on more than one celebrity. Bid winners may show up on any character. Celebs can bid on themselves and can also bid on other celebs. Celebs who bid on themselves will not be counted in the 7 top bids.

2. On the day of the event, all 7 top bidders will have 7 minutes to kill the celeb at the same time (7 v 1). The celeb cannot hide/stealth, leave Cartel Island, go into a house or kill him/herself. Dismounts, tamers, heal stones and pots are all OK. The celebrity can fight back. Bidders may not attack each other.

3. The bidder who gets the killshot, confirmed by having the celeb in party with a neutral, will win the pot.

4. If the celeb is alive after 7 minutes, the celeb wins the pot and keeps the gold from the bids.

5. Audience may not interfere with the chase. Audience members may not be attacked. Only one celebrity gank is conducted at a time.

6. This is a PvP event. Dress accordingly.

And that's it.

Confirmed Celebrities:

1. Soulless - $C$ - 60k (CryptisRavenous), 25k (Jeff.)

2. Twista - $C$ - 20k (SK), 25k (Jeff.), 25k (Emosocial)

3. Turtle - GSE - 60k (CryptisRavenous), 100k (SpiderBall81), 25k (Emosocial)

4. Balljoint - $C$ - 60k (CryptisRavenous), 25k (Jeff.), 25k (Emosocial)

5. SuperKen - $C$ - 25k (Jeff.), 25k (Emosocial)

6. LoL Eat the Dirt - SI -

7. Ayassa - SI - 500k (BrigSI), 100k (SpiderBall81), 25k (Jeff.), 25k (Emosocial)

8. Yourself - K^R - 1mil (Ayassa), 20k (SK), 250k (Lt. Snuggles), 100k (SpiderBall81), 25k (Jeff.), 25k (Emosocial)

10. lil Debi - M!S - 50k (ShockerBleedsKR), 25k (Jeff.), 25k (Emosocial)

More celebrities to follow. Contact me if you would like to put yourself up for auction.

Any questions, comments? Ask here.

Let the bidding begin =]

 

[ShockerBleedsKR]

its going to be really hard not hitting my smokebomb macro when im redlined. lol

 

[Proserpina]

Ooo! I'm hostess! Yay!

Does that mean I can't bid on Yourself? Aww, drat.

 

[ShockerBleedsKR]

by the way where is this cartel island at? is it the one called horse shoe island that you pretend is cartel island? snap:

 

[Sephiroth_BTH]

can i play i dont need 6 other people to kill twista

 

[Ayassa]

1 mil to kill my stalker

 

[Brytt]

If it's held after 6:00PM Server time, or on a weekend, I'll go up on the auction block. Although, I should perhaps request that I be allowed to win the pot after 7 seconds than 7 minutes.

 

[SuperKen]

20k on Twista, Airhaun and Yourself

 

[CryptisRavenous]

60k on Turtle

 

[BrigSI]

ill bid 500k on Ayassa and 500k on Airhaun.

 

[Slugs hate Mongbats]

I'd happily offer up my services (and a death robe) if not for the "celebrity" thing I sooo much prefer remaining an anonymous nobody (Besides I'd be hard pressed to match Brytt's 7 seconds)

 

[SixUnder]

where is meh name senior sk?

5 million on myself.

 

[SuperKen]

Added you Six.

I hadn't considered it, but bidding on yourself just makes the pot bigger for others to want to get the killshot. That's fine.

 

[Lt.Snuggles]

250k on all NON Cartel. And Ayassa

 

[SpiderBall81]

100k each on numbers 3 6 7 8 9 10

 

[Capt.E]

100k airhaun, 100k lt snuggles, 100k yourself, 100k SK, 100k six, 100k aya

ps its tweedle dee not tweedle dum, i havent seen dum on in awhile

 

[SuperKen]

Fixed, sorry about that.

I was kinda hoping no one would bid on me =[

 

[SixUnder]

Added you Six.

I hadn't considered it, but bidding on yourself just makes the pot bigger for others to want to get the killshot. That's fine.

got to make it fun bro, everyone hates me anyways so lets see the 7 peeps kill muah

 

[CryptisRavenous]

60k on Balljoint, and Soulless. They're looking lonely!

 

[Proserpina]

10 gold on Brytt!

 

[ShockerBleedsKR]

im bidding 600k on abigar. and for the record its K^R not K*R

 

[Airhaun]

200k on everybody (except myself)

 

[ShockerBleedsKR]

ill put 50k on debi... muahahha

any news on if it will be before thanksgiving? lol

 

[Proserpina]

*bump*

Oh and 100k on Yourself.

 

[Jeff.]

25k on all participants

 

[Emosocial]

25k on everyone

 

[Cyanide_Mage]

25k on everyone

Baller!

 

[Blaze of Baja]

1K on all.
50gp on Balljoint.

 

[RawHeadRex]

'celebrities' ... really ?

nobody cares lol no offense to all you 'celebrities.'

 

[Brytt]

'celebrities' ... really ?

nobody cares lol no offense to all you 'celebrities.'

Let's let the money speak for itself, eh?

 

[SuperKen]

Time and Date finally posted!

Location: Cartel Island

Date: Sept. 16th, 2010

Time: 5:00 PM PST

 

[SixUnder]

SK icq me day before make sure im home, working commuting alot right now. i dont have six here but DKong is.. just dont want to forget..

77358221

 

[SuperKen]

Ok, gotcha Six.

New entrant - The highly popular LoL Eat the Dirt has joined us; bids have been reset (even those who bid a number on "everyone") at his request.

 

[Give'R The Onion]

I may have to make an appearance for this, sounds interesting.

 

[Requiem_baja]

Makes me wanna come back to Baja. Pretty sure me and turtle could 2v5 anyone on the shard

 

[Cyanide_Mage]

Makes me wanna come back to Baja. Pretty sure me and turtle could 2v5 anyone on the shard

Doubt it sir, and I leave you with this:

 

[Requiem_baja]

Mage fight for gold? we can use superken for a broker hes pretty trusted.

 

[Cyanide_Mage]

I dun have a mage they to hard to play.

 

[RawHeadRex]

Let's let the money speak for itself, eh?

ya I agree, never mind the lack of turnout.
how can someone misspell "Hostessrosperina?" she deserves better ...

 

[MasterP]

Please please please.....Take lots of screenshots...I GOT TO WORK

 

[SuperKen]

ya I agree, never mind the lack of turnout.
how can someone misspell "Hostessrosperina?" she deserves better ...

Thank you for pointing out the mistake.

 

[IvanH20]

I didn't make the list. Guess everybody just likes me

 

[Amber Witch]

This is tonight right?

 

[SuperKen]

Yup, this is tonight. I hope everyone has their bids (checks and so on) ready.

 

[Jeff.]

Airhorn is no longer with us. Please remove his bids from the manuscript.

 

[SuperKen]

Going to fix the list now.

Meanwhile, Duchess Wildstar of DWN has graciously donated 10k for every bid. Thanks Wildstar and DWN!

 

[SuperKen]

Thanks to everyone who came out to the event!

I'm sure there were some kinks to work out, but overall, I believe it was fun for everyone.

Now we have to organize a celebrity roast for someone on Baja.

 

[Lord Frodo]

UMMM Rosted Seppo Basted over an open pit

 

[lil debi]

Thank you SK and Cartel for the event was as fun to watch as it was to run I had a great time.

And Charlie .....all I can say is WOW

 

[IvanH20]

Thank you SK and Cartel for the event was as fun to watch as it was to run I had a great time.

And Charlie .....all I can say is WOW

Thanks debi I almost made the timer lol. Ironically got ganked by my own teammates lol.