Buying SCNP Mage weapon magical shortbow.

[Guest]

I will pay handsomely for a magical shortbow with the following properties:

SCNP
Mage weapon (-24 or lower)
hci
ssi

ICQ me or post what you got, I'll even purchase throwaways that meet the bold properties above. Must be magical shortbow.

If you have one that is balanced I will make love to your wife and allow you to claim the resulting offspring as your own.

ICQ: 261-152-446

Thanks,
Jalabaster

 

[Red Shanks]

lightweight shortbow
SCNP
Balanced
-22 mage weapon
10 SSI

 

[imported_mo'gluk]

lol okay thats the funniest post meeb have seen in a while...