Well since no one else will speak, I guess i'll have to put up a story of my own.
It was a few years back.. probably early 2000's when My friend Lobo and I were playing. We used to have a rivalry going since early 98. (We are still friends, and still quasi feuding.) Well the one day we were debating the merits of the summon pet spell, and he kept poking fun at me because I used to love summoning animals. He would always talk about how worthless they were and then summon a nice fire elemental, or a deamon to show off.. Yes I had lower magery at that point, I was more of a sword guy. Well, long story short.. one day I got tired of the abuse and summoned two polar bears in front of him. I told him if he didn't stop.. I'd have to hurt him. Of course he starts summoning a deamon.. and well.. I 'all kill' commanded my cute little white wonders.. and off they went. He ran off the screen with them in tow, only to come back a few minutes later and say "oOooOo OoOo Oooooo" I never did find out what he was saying, but I did enjoy the loot off of his body that day.
The moral of this story is that Polar bears kick butt. Alternate moral: My friend sucked!