Drumsticks. That would rock. Beating on monsters with two turkey legs - I mean a pair of small maple sticks. The only weapon that exceeds the 'once per tick' rule, by automatically doing a doublestrike attempt EVERY swing with no mana cost.
But damage is sad, and specials are lacklustre.
Hmm, but a runic-exceptional-armslore-heartwood-slayer drumstick set might be nice.
**Ruby casts some Paladin spells, runs up to a dragon, and plays "ratta-tatta-tatta-tatta-tatta-tatta-tat" on its snout until it dies laughing.**
"Drumroll, please?"
**Bah dum dah, pshhh!**
"That's the rimshot."