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To: Reformed Pirate Bey'lik
cc: Agent Nadal T'sarran
Care of: The Ministry of Taxation
. Britain
. Felucca
From: Otto the Blind
. Snow Blind
. West Wintermoor 3
. Malas
Tax status: Handicapped
Re: Allotment of funds
Dear agents of the Ministry of Taxation,
This letter serves as an official enquiry into the annual budget as established by the Ministry of Finance, and to notify you that we are ready to receive the allocated funds.
As you well know, special attention is being given this financial year to the needs of the disabled.
I have submitted several projects and proposals to the Ministry, all of which would be of great benefit to those subjects who are less physically or mentally able then the majority - in other words, the handicapped.
To this end, I have been advised to specifically approach both of you, with regard to the allocation of funds to those projects.
As I, myself, suffer a handicap, namely my lack of sight, I have been considered most qualified, and thereby appointed to oversee these projects to completion. Details of these projects are attached for your information.
I stress that these have already been approved, and placed on public display at Lord British's castle for the past three months, as is the normal protocol.
Therefore, if you require any alterations to the projects, you will have to raise a change request via the Royal Sorceress. I should caution you that I overheard her complaining about her lack of new clothing after paying her tax bill, and mention was made of newts, and marriage to a lava lizard, for those who distressed her.
Please advise of the full amount you have set aside for the disability fund, and let me know a date, time and a place where we can meet to arrange the transfer of funds to these worthwile projects.
I trust that I, and the less fortunate people of this land, can rely on your support and co-operation in this regard.
Should you be unable to meet these financial requirements for any reason, I am assured you will be called upon to account to the people in full for all incoming and outgoing monies, and any irregularities, and will find your wages garnished until such time as the projects are paid for in full, as per Royal Decree UR_S0_ST_P1D.
Yours sincerely,
Blind Otto
Initiate of the Silver Serpents
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PROJECT NUMBER: DIS_TaX_2B_C0N-D
ESTIMATED COST: 20,000 gold pieces
SOURCE OF FUNDING: Ministry of Taxation
ADMINISTRATOR: Blind Otto
APPROVED BY: Dupre
Summary:
There are several blind or short-sighted members of society amongst us. Examples include Blind Hugh, Blind Otto, and the Paladin who stands guard over the cave east of Luna, although there are many more.
Their sighlessness causes many unfortunate accidents, such as collisions with walls, accidental stabbing of passers by, and so forth. To this end, it has been proposed that we run a pilot project which will entail adding protective padding to every surface in our test subject town, namely Buccaneer's Den. As it is a small town, we will not require a large amount of padding, but we will still need to buy leather and wool to make it.
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PROJECT NUMBER: DIS_TaX_IZ_DUP-D
ESTIMATED COST: 500,000 gold pieces
SOURCE OF FUNDING: Ministry of Taxation
ADMINISTRATOR: Blind Otto
APPROVED BY: Dupre
Summary:
Many of our noble warriors and citizens lose their lives daily, and are reduced to shades of grey as they seek a shrine or a healer. However, for the disabled, this can be a frightening experience. While reduced to a ghost-like state, to some extent, the blind can see, the deaf can hear, and the lame can walk - or at least, float. While those who practice the necromancy skill of spirit speak may hope to understand them in this state, the deceased are at a far greater disadvantage. Suddenly having the use of limbs, or hearing sounds when there was only silence before can be extremely disorienting.
In order to help these poor souls, it has been proposed that a series of academies be opened at locations throughout the land. Here, skilled necromancers will guide and console the departed, and instruct them in the use of these newfound, if temporary, abilities, and guide our loved ones back towards the living.
A pilot project will be run near the dungeon of Doom, where the first academy will be built.
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PROJECT NUMBER: DIS_TaX_R_ST_P-1D
ESTIMATED COST: 5,000,000 gold pieces
SOURCE OF FUNDING: Ministry of Taxation
ADMINISTRATOR: Blind Otto
APPROVED BY: Dupre
Summary:
Since the discovery of the new lands, many changes have been made to the buildings of our land. New types of walls have been built, new types of doors have been installed, and new patterns and tiles appear on floors. However, every house surveyed in our study (see official expense form, attached) had one thing in common. All had steps of one type or another.
Obviously, those members of society who are unable to walk, due to impaired, or missing, limbs, can not enter these dwellings.
To this end, it is proposed that every building in the land be given an alternate form of access.
By royal decree, each building must now have at least one of the following:
A stepless ramp, which a device with wheels can be pushed up.
A valet on 24 hour duty, to open a magical gate from within the building, to a spot just without, thereby bypassing the steps.
All items in the house arranged around the outer edge of the building, with adequate holes in the walls, to allow everything within to be accessed from without.
Naturally, this will require modifications to be made to most buildings in the land.
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EXPENSE CLAIM FORM URATRaMMIE
PROJECT NUMBER: DIS_TaX_R_ST_P-1D
DESCRIPTION OF EXPENSE: Survey of housing
SOURCE OF FUNDING: Ministry of Taxation
AMOUNT CLAIMED: 40,000 gold pieces
CLAIMANT: Blind Otto
APPROVED BY: Dupre
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PROJECT NUMBER: DIS_TaX_SM_LZ_BaD
ESTIMATED COST: 5,000 gold pieces
SOURCE OF FUNDING: Ministry of Taxation
SUB-BUDGET: Personal Grooming
ADMINISTRATOR: Blind Otto
APPROVED BY: Dupre
Summary:
It has been drawn to the attention of the board that there are large numbers of orcs living in the land. These creatures struggle to speak clearly, and have yet to demonstrate reasonable reading or writing skills. It is proposed that a survey of their education level be undertaken, to establish whether they qualify as disabled, by the definitions laid down in Royal Decree LBR_8008_FaC3.
As it has also come to the attention of the board that initiates Cleo and Skarwyn have been spending far more than their Ministry salaries on hair restyling, clothing, and having their navels equipped with strange jewelery. As this indicates that their personal grooming budget is obviously far too high, the funding for this will come from that budget.
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cc: Agent Nadal T'sarran
Care of: The Ministry of Taxation
. Britain
. Felucca
From: Otto the Blind
. Snow Blind
. West Wintermoor 3
. Malas
Tax status: Handicapped
Re: Allotment of funds
Dear agents of the Ministry of Taxation,
This letter serves as an official enquiry into the annual budget as established by the Ministry of Finance, and to notify you that we are ready to receive the allocated funds.
As you well know, special attention is being given this financial year to the needs of the disabled.
I have submitted several projects and proposals to the Ministry, all of which would be of great benefit to those subjects who are less physically or mentally able then the majority - in other words, the handicapped.
To this end, I have been advised to specifically approach both of you, with regard to the allocation of funds to those projects.
As I, myself, suffer a handicap, namely my lack of sight, I have been considered most qualified, and thereby appointed to oversee these projects to completion. Details of these projects are attached for your information.
I stress that these have already been approved, and placed on public display at Lord British's castle for the past three months, as is the normal protocol.
Therefore, if you require any alterations to the projects, you will have to raise a change request via the Royal Sorceress. I should caution you that I overheard her complaining about her lack of new clothing after paying her tax bill, and mention was made of newts, and marriage to a lava lizard, for those who distressed her.
Please advise of the full amount you have set aside for the disability fund, and let me know a date, time and a place where we can meet to arrange the transfer of funds to these worthwile projects.
I trust that I, and the less fortunate people of this land, can rely on your support and co-operation in this regard.
Should you be unable to meet these financial requirements for any reason, I am assured you will be called upon to account to the people in full for all incoming and outgoing monies, and any irregularities, and will find your wages garnished until such time as the projects are paid for in full, as per Royal Decree UR_S0_ST_P1D.
Yours sincerely,
Blind Otto
Initiate of the Silver Serpents
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PROJECT NUMBER: DIS_TaX_2B_C0N-D
ESTIMATED COST: 20,000 gold pieces
SOURCE OF FUNDING: Ministry of Taxation
ADMINISTRATOR: Blind Otto
APPROVED BY: Dupre
Summary:
There are several blind or short-sighted members of society amongst us. Examples include Blind Hugh, Blind Otto, and the Paladin who stands guard over the cave east of Luna, although there are many more.
Their sighlessness causes many unfortunate accidents, such as collisions with walls, accidental stabbing of passers by, and so forth. To this end, it has been proposed that we run a pilot project which will entail adding protective padding to every surface in our test subject town, namely Buccaneer's Den. As it is a small town, we will not require a large amount of padding, but we will still need to buy leather and wool to make it.
-------------------------------
PROJECT NUMBER: DIS_TaX_IZ_DUP-D
ESTIMATED COST: 500,000 gold pieces
SOURCE OF FUNDING: Ministry of Taxation
ADMINISTRATOR: Blind Otto
APPROVED BY: Dupre
Summary:
Many of our noble warriors and citizens lose their lives daily, and are reduced to shades of grey as they seek a shrine or a healer. However, for the disabled, this can be a frightening experience. While reduced to a ghost-like state, to some extent, the blind can see, the deaf can hear, and the lame can walk - or at least, float. While those who practice the necromancy skill of spirit speak may hope to understand them in this state, the deceased are at a far greater disadvantage. Suddenly having the use of limbs, or hearing sounds when there was only silence before can be extremely disorienting.
In order to help these poor souls, it has been proposed that a series of academies be opened at locations throughout the land. Here, skilled necromancers will guide and console the departed, and instruct them in the use of these newfound, if temporary, abilities, and guide our loved ones back towards the living.
A pilot project will be run near the dungeon of Doom, where the first academy will be built.
-------------------------------
PROJECT NUMBER: DIS_TaX_R_ST_P-1D
ESTIMATED COST: 5,000,000 gold pieces
SOURCE OF FUNDING: Ministry of Taxation
ADMINISTRATOR: Blind Otto
APPROVED BY: Dupre
Summary:
Since the discovery of the new lands, many changes have been made to the buildings of our land. New types of walls have been built, new types of doors have been installed, and new patterns and tiles appear on floors. However, every house surveyed in our study (see official expense form, attached) had one thing in common. All had steps of one type or another.
Obviously, those members of society who are unable to walk, due to impaired, or missing, limbs, can not enter these dwellings.
To this end, it is proposed that every building in the land be given an alternate form of access.
By royal decree, each building must now have at least one of the following:
A stepless ramp, which a device with wheels can be pushed up.
A valet on 24 hour duty, to open a magical gate from within the building, to a spot just without, thereby bypassing the steps.
All items in the house arranged around the outer edge of the building, with adequate holes in the walls, to allow everything within to be accessed from without.
Naturally, this will require modifications to be made to most buildings in the land.
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EXPENSE CLAIM FORM URATRaMMIE
PROJECT NUMBER: DIS_TaX_R_ST_P-1D
DESCRIPTION OF EXPENSE: Survey of housing
SOURCE OF FUNDING: Ministry of Taxation
AMOUNT CLAIMED: 40,000 gold pieces
CLAIMANT: Blind Otto
APPROVED BY: Dupre
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PROJECT NUMBER: DIS_TaX_SM_LZ_BaD
ESTIMATED COST: 5,000 gold pieces
SOURCE OF FUNDING: Ministry of Taxation
SUB-BUDGET: Personal Grooming
ADMINISTRATOR: Blind Otto
APPROVED BY: Dupre
Summary:
It has been drawn to the attention of the board that there are large numbers of orcs living in the land. These creatures struggle to speak clearly, and have yet to demonstrate reasonable reading or writing skills. It is proposed that a survey of their education level be undertaken, to establish whether they qualify as disabled, by the definitions laid down in Royal Decree LBR_8008_FaC3.
As it has also come to the attention of the board that initiates Cleo and Skarwyn have been spending far more than their Ministry salaries on hair restyling, clothing, and having their navels equipped with strange jewelery. As this indicates that their personal grooming budget is obviously far too high, the funding for this will come from that budget.
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