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Wulf2k

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24%...

Dum de dum dum....

Now I'll just spend the rest of the download trying to remember my hundreds of macros.....
 
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:danceb:

It's almost *stabby stabby* time..

Are you taking minion applications, or are you waiting to build a lair first?
 

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Apologies for the length, but it's my topic, and I'll type long if I want to, type long if I want to. You would type long if it was created by you.

F1 - Consecrate Weapon
F2 - That chiv spell to turn something orange and do/take extra damage
F3 - Chiv poison cure
F4 - Chiv heal
F5 - Guards (Oh so important as a red, but it's part of my setup, and it stays)
F6 - Divine Fury
F7 - Primary Weapon ability
F8 - Secondary Weapon ability
F9 - Allnames
F10 - Target self
F11 - Last Target
F12 - ....I don't know... I think it was another targeting that escapes me at the moment.

` - Next hostile target
CTRL + ` - Next Target
Alt + 1 - Attack last target
Alt + 3 - Equip last weapon
(Rest of the numbers + ctrl-alt) - I can't remember, I'm sure it'll come back to me when I realize I need them to survive something.
Alt+Q - Arm/Disarm left hand
Alt+W - Arm/Disarm right hand
Alt+A - say "all kill"
CTRL+A - say "all follow me"
CTRL+S - say "all stop"
CTRL+ALT+S - say "all stay"
ALT+Z - Mount
CTRL+Z - Dismount
CTRL+ALT+Z = Noble sacrifice
] - Open Door
CTRL and + = Poison dagger


That's all I can think of off the top of my head. I know I had a ton more... Can anybody think of anything else I'd need as a pretty perfect poison pally of previously unparalelled potentional? Please, people?
 

Wulf2k

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Well, I'm wanting to be able to not die to an angry solen before reclaiming my rightful place as Lord of All That Is Minionotic.

I'll keep you posted.
 

Wulf2k

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Patch, patch, patch, all day long
Patch, patch, patch, while I sing this song...
 

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Patch fails to apply, won't let me log in.....
Maybe you can teleport to the future and get help in the tech support forum that we don't actually have yet and are still voting on...

-Skylark

P.S. even pacifists can be cruel ;)
 

Wulf2k

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Mind if I call you over the phone and you just recite the hex that makes up the patch for me?
 

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You probably already know this, but a corrupt patch file that didn't apply and is stuck in the patch folder is usually the culprit.

-Skylark
 

Wulf2k

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Deleted the patch folder already, no luck.

The login screen of the client says it's patch 75. What should it be?
 

Wulf2k

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And can I get it to not show the AoS intro every time?

There's no BIK for that...
 

Wulf2k

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I was tempted to kill a minute by reporting myself to the mods for being too damn sexy, but I don't know if any of the current ones can appreciate me yet.
 

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My client shows version 6.0.14.2 Patch 79. I have not actually played in the last 2 years, but have run the patches on my old comp. I logged in tonight to check your box o' stuff in my house so I am guessing that is the good version of the patch. Is your account showing the correct expansion packs? Where did you download the client?

-Skylark
 

kelmo

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Oh yeah baby... I know you.
 

Patty Pickaxe

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F2 - That chiv spell to turn something orange and do/take extra damage
Evil Omen?

Can anybody think of anything else I'd need as a pretty perfect poison pally of previously unparalelled potentional? Please, people?
I must compliment you on awesome alliteration!

For what it is worth, I recently tried downloading UO from the links provided on the Main UO website and I couldn't get it to work (this was on a laptop with Vista). I ended up digging out an old UO CD and downloaded it that way. Worked perfectly.
 

Wulf2k

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Is the Kingdom Reborn client any use, or is it everything that was wrong with the 3D client upgraded with a whole new generation of annoyances?
 

kelmo

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Avoid KR... It is going the way of the dodo... It has been stabbed. SA is the next future of UO...
 

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This **** happens to me like every time I try to reinstall UO. What usually works for me is clearing out folder, restarting, and trying to patch again. Sometimes it takes like 5 tries. Its really annoying
 

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Wulf, not sure which char you reactivated but Incog should still be friended to my remaining Minoc house...make yourself at home. ;)

-Skylark
 

Wulf2k

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I reactivated Wulf, of course.

Incog's good for a change, but he's not "me" =]

I'm gonna take a break for tonight. I need to repair my dagger, and track down an FC shield. I got (most of) my macros set up, and killed a few dreads hoping for a quick shield, but noticed the dagger has 10 durability.
 

kelmo

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Good night, Wulf. I am a bit sad... I was the mod here when you left. I will attempt to make more of an impression. *smiles*
 
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woooooo ya!

I dont know you, but its nice to have more people!
 

Petra Fyde

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Oh my! Welcome back. I was once a lowly minion filling your bods for you, but no longer. :D
 
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I reactivated Wulf, of course.

Incog's good for a change, but he's not "me" =]

I'm gonna take a break for tonight. I need to repair my dagger, and track down an FC shield. I got (most of) my macros set up, and killed a few dreads hoping for a quick shield, but noticed the dagger has 10 durability.
YESSSS!!!

Still holding Wulf's Den for you, silly...replete with much of your mind-boggling stuffs, including all of your poisoning paraphenalia and weapons and such :)

P.S. It's not my fault that the roof sprouted. I suspect that it was the work of an escaped garden gnome. *shivers*
 

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I reactivated Wulf, of course.

Incog's good for a change, but he's not "me" =]

I'm gonna take a break for tonight. I need to repair my dagger, and track down an FC shield. I got (most of) my macros set up, and killed a few dreads hoping for a quick shield, but noticed the dagger has 10 durability.
Ah...well that makes sense. It has been 2 years and my memory is a bit fuzzy, but I do think I ended up putting more stuff in Incog's bank because he was "blue" and it was less problematic. Hopefully in addition to your in-need-of-repair dagger, and soulstones, you found something of use in the way of resources. I did take care to spend as little time on "Wulf" outside of your tower as possible, as I didn't want to provide opportunity for an incident while the body was being inhabited by the spirit of a chatty crafter, that could adversely impact your glorious memory/reputation. :D

You should be all set whenever Dor gives you access to your old home & the supplies she so kindly preserved, but if you want access to Castor's Zento house as an alternate supply depot because of the convenient proximity to the moongate, just let me know and we can arrange a time to meet up and I'll friend you to it, as well as my Minoc boonies house.

-Skylark
 

Wulf2k

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Of course I remember you Kelmo, but who knows what could've happened since I've been here last?

You could've had an allergic reaction to bondage gear and been found hanging by your genitals in the closet with a ball gag lodged in your swollen airway, forcing them to replace you with somebody that has a sense of humour that wouldn't put up with the implication that they could've had an allergic reaction to bondage gear, resulting in them being found hanging by they genitals in a closet with a ball gag lodged in their swollen airway.
 

Wulf2k

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Dorry dorry dorry, how's it going?

What's a Piece of the Bull Stuff Stratics Managing Editor do?
 

Wulf2k

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BTW, thanks for everything Skylark.

Probably the biggest thing that kept me from coming back was not wanting to log in to find my tower collapsed, my soul stones gone, and all my worthwhile skills had been stoned off.

Although, I'm disappointed that you didn't have NEWbs wrestle to the death for every single 105 scroll. Or at least, tell them to wrestle to the death, then let the house collapse anyway while you laughed maniacally then killed the winner with a well-trained, yet ill-tempered, rabbit.
 
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