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ABM (please order something ABM pouts) Are you REALLY a newb?

Ludes

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*orders a shot o bourbon.. 2 eggs scrambled wet.. fried potatoes, and a shot of bourbon*

So.. (winces seeing flames)..

I say.. If you don't know who Gwenno or Iolo are.. your a newb.
Likewise Dupre or Shamino.. your a newb.
Never heard of Sherry the Mouse or Chuckles?... Newb.
Never heard of Mondain? Newb.
Exodus? ... Nuttin? Newb.
Who are the Meer? ... No Answer? Newb.

Sorry folks not trying to make enemies.... but too many Ultima vets lurk and I'm trying to flush them out.
 

Larisa

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I miss Sherry the Mouse...*sighs*

*sips coffee* I remember her runnin around brit castle...soo cute..and remember her little pillow? I wanted to take her home with me and make her my pet.

THEN I got the Sherry statue and I was happy :)
 

Siteswap

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I remember all of those apart from chuckles. Who the hell was Chuckles?

PS. i'm not playing your lets pretend im drinking coffee" game. Pretending to drink coffee from a virtual coffee machine on an online forum is utterly ridiculous and I wont lower myself to that level and nor should you. Have some pride people.
 

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Larisa are you back to UO??
I can't order breakfast I haven't been to bed yet.

And am I really a newb?
Depends on who you ask ;)
 

DevilsOwn

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well thanks for making me look that up, I had no idea who Chuckles was either, rest of them, yep


now I need a hat :lol:
 

Damia TMC

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Siteswap you make me laugh, won't drink virtual coffee? Do you kill virtual monsters? :) Ok Lady Dev who is Chuckles because I don't remember either.
 

Larisa

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Larisa are you back to UO??
I can't order breakfast I haven't been to bed yet.

And am I really a newb?
Depends on who you ask ;)
Yes Flutter I am :)

And very happy to be back too...now to work on getting all these packs and expansions so I can go fishing and stuff!

And yeah..you're a newb ;)
 

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Yer all a bunch of newbs... Coffee. Cold black and bitter. Just like my heart.
 
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I didnt really play the "ultima" brand years ago all that much but I did 1st learn of lord british and dupree and the others in ultima underworld 2. I have to say that was the game that got me hooked on the brand and I know it came after a few titles were alread out and in the past.

At that point I decided to check out all the ultima titles starting with ultima 1. Now this is where my story deviates from the average one you hear. As a young lad My older sister started dating this, at the time, computer geek. Now this guy, Chris was his name had a atari 400/800 with about 5000 games. As a show off to his girlfreind, my sister, he gave that computer to me. In that huge list of games was a novel one called:

Questron!

Now I cant say for sure, but that game was exactly like Ultima 1 save for a few major plot twists and a nerfing of the game play. It was Ultima one alfa. They took out robbing the churches and added in going to space and ohh... the magic powder at every level! What a game!

Oh and a bran muffin thx.
 

Llewen

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"You're stuck in a pit of noob and you can't get out!"

I am proudly "perma-noob" until I get on a really good run, then I start getting cocky and over confident, UO gives me a whack up the side of the head, and I realize I'm still a noob...

I want something different - eggs benedict with a snifter of port and steamed asparagus on the side... I've already had some excellent coffee...
 

Larisa

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Yer all a bunch of newbs... Coffee. Cold black and bitter. Just like my heart.
:heart: Kelmo...always a joy to see.

I might just have to come to SP and give you a hard time.
 

Ludes

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The very first time he appears is Ultima I
In Lord Britishes throne room.
 

sablestorm

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Yeah Chuckles has been around forever in Ultima lore. In UO, he was present along with Heckles (Blackthorn's Jester) when Lord British was slain by Rainz.
 
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