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A DAY IN THE LIFE OF HAHA By:HaHa

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HaHa

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It was a slow morning as our hero HaHa strolled into despise in the hopes of finding some adventure, what he got was something... alot less. It seemed someone was doing Despise ! Quickly HaHa leaped into action and discovered one of the shards lamer **** talkers.... Kodran!



Quickly our hero HaHa was able to run this lamer tamer off, till he came back on his alt.... uhhh, some no name, cant remember , but anyways.... after spamming revenant and strangle on our hero HaHa, he quickly realises that fighting closer to town would be a smarter idea since the no name villain would not be able to spam revenants. The fighting goes from Despise, to T-keep, the star room, to Luna, then to the outskirts of Luna.
Our hero Haha found it quite odd that the no namer would talk teh smacks in another thread, but turn to house hiding and showing nothing but total cowardice in the face of our heros power....


Our hero decides to go back to Despise and finish off Kodrans hard work that he had interrupted earlier that morning, unfortunately our hero was disturbed by someone while trying to finish off the spawn...


With that little annoyance taken care of our hero goes back to his task, only to be annoyed a second time...


HaHa found it odd that this character would dare to challenge him, did he not remember what happened last time ?

.... at the end of the day, it was our hero who came out on top, what does tomorrow hold for our hero? Will he dispatch the lameness that we call Kodran once more? Will he sit back and laugh as Kodrans alts talk smack while showing the backside of his mount to our hero? Tune in next week for answers to all these questions and more


Editors note:second to last one was not a 1 v 1 , but I doubt he will get down to that picture, ill wager that somewhere theres a monitor with a keyboard sticking through it.
 

Righty

Seasoned Veteran
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When does the magizine print? I need a subscription!
 
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Mr. Sly

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I dotn know about everyone else but i feel bad for that poor boy in the 1st pic :<
 

Krystal

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haha, nice story! lmao
i wish i remmebered to take pics of him last night trying to solo a spawn! ohh well. kodron used up 3 insta raises but still was dry looted :thumbsup:
 
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Black magick

Guest
LOL great thread already. And I see potential for it to be even better. ^^
 
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HaHa

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I find it fairly amusing that Kodran talks all that **** , and still doesnt have the balls to respond to this thread. ... sad.... very sad
 

Speedy Orkit

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Kodrans been nothing but nice to me...I like him. But most of TO have been riding the Claxton Bologna Pony to try to recruit me ;/
 
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DebiHIS

Guest
that was too funny! I too was fearful to open the thread, but was glad i did.
 

Speedy Orkit

Grand Inquisitor
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Well with quality members like you that die to me in under 20 seconds, why would they need me?!
 

Speedy Orkit

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When have you seen me call guards? I've whacked...Neo's pet, some ninja kid trying to DP me at Yew today while trying to shop, and some KoC when HaHa was laying the gank on me.
 
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HaHa

Guest
Yesterday morning we did the same thing to him, kinda makes ya wonder why he keeps going down there while we have some cam action going
 

GoodGuy

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When have you seen me call guards? I've whacked...Neo's pet, some ninja kid trying to DP me at Yew today while trying to shop, and some KoC when HaHa was laying the gank on me.
ive seen you calling guards, wtf are you smoking.
 
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