13th Anniv Fruit Basket Messages

[Gem]

Please list the messages you get when you click on the fruit basket. So far, I have:

1) Remember to make it feel UO-ey! -Krunchi

2) In honor of your service to..Oh look, Saltpeter! Mine. Kerlean

3) There can be no order without chaos. Supreem

4) UO is finally a teenager. Everyone commence with the adolescent humor! Thanks for playing. -Shade

5) If you kill one man you are a murderer. If you kill them all with a double click, you are a developer. -Logrus

6) Evil will always triumph because...Good is... dumb! The GrimmOmen

 

[Bill Gates OSD]

Forest Fires prevent bears. I can't remember who...

 

[Basara]

7) This card will self-destruct in 13 seconds. - Argyle

(how convenient it came with a clock... )

8) Thank you for being with us on the thirteenth anniversary of Ultima Online's Launch. - The UO Team

(awww....)

9) We don't really nerf, we alter for completely selfish and evil reasons... - Uriah

(insert your own comment here)

10) See you on the Battlefield! - Drake

(I wonder if he has Draconi's butcher knife that was the UO equivalent of the Sword of a Thousand Truths)

11) We love order, but Britannia is always chaotic. But, no problem. Everything is fine. This is UO and thirteen-year history proves it. - Wasia

(but is it as chaotic as the grammar in the last sentence (it need an "its" or "our" before "thirteen"), or did Wasia just run out of characters for the message?)

12) Ogers! - Misk

(need I say more about grammar?)

13) I kill because I care!! - Mesanna

(how appropriate the number...)

14) Thirteen years of Ultima Online: now it's a lifestyle! -Phoenix

(well, considering how many times he's worked on it in different eras, it should be, for him...)

15) After thirteen years of rough seas, what storm does the calm portend? -MrsTroubleMaker

(indeed...)


OK, that runs me out of mine on LA (until I cross-shard)....

Who's next with ones we didn't get (that actually are fully cited)?

 

[Boogie Kight]

I just got this one.

"congratulations you just won a years subscription to Ultima Online. To redeem your prize just click the big bowl of fruit 3 times and endlessly repeat "I do believe in ghost, I do believe in ghosts. I do.. I do... I do.. believe in ghosts". We will call you just as soon as we hear your entry."

 

[Kylie Kinslayer]

Only have one that's not listed above


Sometimes it takes more than skill, "all kill" - Bleak

 

[Gem]

Thank you for being with us on the thirteenth anniversary of Ultima Online's launch. --The UO Team

 

[Mapper]

'Forest fires prevent bears' - Axel

 

[R Traveler]

We don't really nerf, we alter for completely evil and selfish reasons... -Uriah
I kill because I care!! -Mesanna
There can be no order without chaos. -Supreem
Thirteen years of Ultima Online: now it's a lifestyle! -Phoenix
UO is finally a teenager. Everyone commence with the adolescent humor! Thanks for playing. -Shade
If you kill one man you are a murderer. If you can kill them all with a double click, then you're a developer. -Logrus
Sometimes it takes more than skill, all kill. -Bleak
Forest fires prevent bears. -Axel
This card will self-destruct in 13 seconds. -Argyle
Evil will always triumph because Good... is... dumb! -TheGrimmOmen
Ogers! -Misk
In honor of your service to...Oh look, Saltpeter! Mine. -Kerlean
After thirteen years of rough seas, what storm does this calm portend? -MrsTroubleMaker
Thank you for being with us on the thirteenth anniversary of Ultima Online's launch. -The UO Team
We love order, but Britannia is always chaotic. But, no problem. Everything is fine. This is UO and thirteen-year history proves it. -Wasia
See you on the Battlefield! -Drake
Remember to make it feel UO-ey! -Krunchi

Ok, 17 total, and something reserved:

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