Why are we always getting picked on?

[Gheed]

We always sit idly while some evil entity sits in their smoking jackets, sipping brandy, chugging on cigars and twisting their mustache... hatches some devious plan to obliterate our beloved lands. Then their heros and their group of lowley brigands attack our beautiful towns! When they fall we do nothing!


After the invasion is beaten back and SA is introduced, I want the gargoyles to come to the aid of Human and Elf kind alike and take the fight to the Shadow lords!

*slams his fist on the table*

Cannons blazing by land and by sea! Trumpets sounding, horses charging, sword and shield clashing! I want to escort our demolishinists and gaurds and heros to the fight and raze their stronghold to rubble! It's time we tought these bastards a lesson! Blood for blood! Avenge Magencia!

 

[Maplestone]

um ... but isn't that what we're doing every time we assault a dungeon? I thought this was *thier* counterattack to our initial aggression?

( *notices a patch notes reference to platinum dragons* )

 

[gunneroforgin]

Yeah what he said, PSSSST hey buddy, pass that jug over my way and quit hogging it.

 

[Gheed]

um ... but isn't that what we're doing every time we assault a dungeon? I thought this was *thier* counterattack to our initial aggression?

( *notices a patch notes reference to platinum dragons* )

Hmm now I can't remeber what prompted the SL invasion. There used to be a live events link on UO.com but I cant fing it either.

Oh yes platinum dragons. Has anyone seen them?

 

[Kiminality]

...in their smoking jackets, sipping brandy, chugging on cigars and twisting their mustache...

Nerf evil entities!
Where's my smoking jacket, and brandy?

 

[peanutbutter]