Things you will ONLY hear in UO.

[uoBuoY]

"I just discoed a gaman!"

 

[DeadMeat]

So, are ya gonna place when this house falls, or are you just here for the loot?

Vendor buy bank gaurds.....etc

I ban thee!

Please don't kill that dragon, I'm trying to tame it.

 

[Lyconis]

"I've worn this underwear for over 8 years"
I would bet there is atleast one character that was created in the beta that can say over 11 now!

"Just Shift Click yourself"
to bring up the context menu.

 

[Larisa]

*Can I get some aids?*

*Anyone In Lor Me Please?*

*Hey can you remove curse?*

*Check 1,000,000*


*I need a SC weapon, these slimes are killin the dura on my blade*

*Can I get 1 charge of your luna white? Need to dye my kasa*

 

[Kaleb]

*Check 1,000,000*

I hear or say that 1-3x a year at work on either bidding or taking payment on big jobs.

 

[Vertigo]

Wall up! or Stop using silver!

 

[LadyNico]

*I honor thee*

*Show score*

*I must consider my sins*

*&^%$ House hiders!*

*I've been looking for a friend like you...*

*It seems to accept you as master*

*Selling Assassin Legs!*

 

[TorAnn]

"Just get behind your horse and mount it"
This was actually said by me in team speak when tring to teach a real life friend how to get on his horse in UO. Needless to say the rest of team speak cracked up laughing....then the even funnier part was We (the person I was tring to teach to get on his horse and 2 other RL friends that play UO with me) were at a bar and telling the story and I guess I said that line a bit loud because the waitress looked at us like we were nuts...and my poor friend just wished he could sink into his chair! It was funny.

 

[Connor_Graham]

"You need to kill yourself to get rid of that bug."

or

"Have you tried killing yourself? It worked for me."

or

"You need to kill yourself to reset your character."

or

"Has anyone seen my corpse? I know it was around here somewhere."

 

[sbom]

....then the even funnier part was We (the person I was tring to teach to get on his horse and 2 other RL friends that play UO with me) were at a bar and telling the story and I guess I said that line a bit loud because the waitress looked at us like we were nuts...and my poor friend just wished he could sink into his chair! It was funny.

Nah. She was thinking you were weird to play UO

 

[Mama Faith]

This is one of my favorites. I've always wanted to strip down to my skivvies, stand at a popular vendor spot and watch the reaction of players if I were to say this. My snow white reputation would be lost forever.

 

[Nine Dark Moons]

"Glacial Blaze" makes me see red.
Nothing at all to do with a bright yellow, gold color.

I thought the GLACIAL hair dye was the crazy blue one, and that the crazy bright yellow one was called BLAZE?

 

[Lord Drakelord]

LOL
TY
YW
*hugs*
*kiss*
*waves*
AFK
BRB
OMW
ASAP
TTFN

 

[Black Sun]

*hic*


*hic*


*hic*


You feel sober.

 

[Dicimiie]

"You have died."

"Could I get a pet rez?"

 

[Oriana]

This is one of my favorites. I've always wanted to strip down to my skivvies, stand at a popular vendor spot and watch the reaction of players if I were to say this. My snow white reputation would be lost forever.

BWWAAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA teehehetehe BWAAAHAHHHAHAHHAHH

*takes deep breath*

MWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH.

Ok I'm done....

*giggles*

No really I'mm done.

Oriana

 

[Black Sun]

"Guards! A scoundrel is committing murder!"

 

[Mama Faith]

BWWAAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA teehehetehe BWAAAHAHHHAHAHHAHH
*takes deep breath*
MWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH.
Ok I'm done....
*giggles*
No really I'mm done.
Oriana

Poohead! *LMBO* Get ingame you sassy woman!

 

[Oriana]

LOL
TY
YW
*hugs*
*kiss*
*waves*
AFK
BRB
OMW
ASAP
TTFN

Only in UO Drake!! I see those all the time in my daughters chat sessions, or their text messages.

Oriana

 

[Norrar]

"Thou Shalt regret thine action swine!"

 

[xxmoondancerxx]

Do you know what time it turned IDOC?

[no longer locked down]
[no longer locked down]
[no longer locked down]
[no longer locked down]
[no longer locked down]

It was Junk, I got a SS Frag

"OWNED"

Guards come quick, tis an awful death!
I pay my taxes and no Guards?

 

[Sara Of Baja]

You are now under the protection of the towns guards.

You have left the protection of the town guards.

Your legacy self looks too good to change.

 

[LadyNico]

forward one
forward one
forward one
forward one
forward one
forward one
forward one
forward one

kal vas flam

 

[Bodhi]

"I'm all 70's"

"You did not earn the right to loot this creature"

 

[wee papa smurf]

Why does my golem keep dying when i hit it?

 

[Trammelite2000]

Paying 10 mill for a name change!!!

 

[Lynk]

"OOooOooOOooO"

Thats what she said.

 

[Nine Dark Moons]

being perfectly rested you shove them out of the way