Dear Kage

[Speedy Orkit]

Get on my level. Thanks for the gear, I didn't grab all of your empty bottles, but I think there were how many, 27? I only needed one pot, and 480 used skill points to live through your dump...weird. Well anytime you want lessons you can find me PWNIN YO FACE NOOBSAUCE! LOLERSKATES. I know I forgot to hit all names, but the ownage is all the same.

 

[Mechanic]

I need lessons, when does class start?

you can loot all the crapy armor you want off me too.

 

[Speedy Orkit]

Lessons start anytime KoC attacks me and I force feed them dirt. I really want everyone on this shard to know, I am not an *******. I've donated lots of things to NEW, including 2m, some resources, and bought things for friends. But when kids like Kage would rather delete my items then sell them back, this is what happens. My trash talk is done now, I've beaten the best on the shard and have nothing left to prove. Any of you new guys that ever need anything, just contact me.

 

[Mechanic]

can you copy your macros2d.txt file and email it to me?

 

[Speedy Orkit]

My macros are terrible, I target bars manually.

 

[Mechanic]

how bout some pointers,

I know keeping the target poisoned and disrupted with magic arrow, but I don't know how to work in death shots, bigger spells.

what are some of the main spells people use for victory?

I don't have much DCI, how do I keep dexxers like Krystal off my ass long enough to cast a spell, her running shot seems to last forever, at 2/5 casting I couldn't even poison her.

 

[Speedy Orkit]

Use dci/lmc/chiv on a mage. Big spells for death, especially if they chug, get them to chug early then drop as much damage as fast as possible. Ta da. I kill people with meteor all the time

 

[GoodGuy]

wtf you must of made him SAD because he is usally on the boards within 30 seconds of anybody on siege dying, espically himself

so for him not to post something like a preemptive "omg i know ur gonna post" post must mean he is really messed up. good job.

 

[Ole Cheapy]

Lessons start anytime KoC attacks me and I force feed them dirt. I really want everyone on this shard to know, I am not an *******. I've donated lots of things to NEW, including 2m, some resources, and bought things for friends. But when kids like Kage would rather delete my items then sell them back, this is what happens. My trash talk is done now, I've beaten the best on the shard and have nothing left to prove. Any of you new guys that ever need anything, just contact me.

I would really like to learn how to pvp really well with a mage and I'm not too proud to ask for your help. I would like to turn my necro into a hybrid fencer/poisoner. 53716540

 

[Speedy Orkit]

I'm happy to help anyone on a mage, just PM me

 

[Mechanic]

I have mana problems, oh and gear problems, but I guess one is caused by the other.

so hard to keep afloat in an item based world

 

[Kage]

Get on my level. Thanks for the gear, I didn't grab all of your empty bottles, but I think there were how many, 27? I only needed one pot, and 480 used skill points to live through your dump...weird. Well anytime you want lessons you can find me PWNIN YO FACE NOOBSAUCE! LOLERSKATES. I know I forgot to hit all names, but the ownage is all the same.

Well I expected u to run to the boards and post yes you did get a kill on me.

I was fighting u for several minutes with a horrible connection... I even told u twice when u started crying about me using potions in a field fight... your combos are horrible u never once got me below half life... I red lined u several times but could never catch u due to my con at the time to finish u off...

In the end of our battle we was both meditating I lost connection and logged back in dead and dry looted but ya you did kill me

Also after I ressed in Moonglow I took a screen shot of my Ping just for u...

 

[Kage]

And FYI I normally Ping around 30... so ya I was lagging hard core... But congrats on the afk kill u are l33t!

 

[AEowynSP]

Who or what is Randy Jonston?

 

[Kage]

Randy Troy Johnston... My name in real life.

 

[AEowynSP]

*giggles*
Johnston
1.(verb) To quickly leave place or situation in haste.
2. (verb)To cut out on a bill or check.

Randy

Overly excited in a sexual manner. See also horny.

 

[Speedy Orkit]

Wait you logged back on dead and dry, and this is how you chugged a pot and tried to mini heal twice, both interrupted? Cool. you can play while disconned. And please tell me I never got you below half life, PLEASE, you had 27 EMPTY BOTTLES ON YOUR BODY. You didn't even attempt to cure, you just potted up. You are terrible, retire. The end.

 

[Kage]

I tell u what next time we have a fight night why don't u come out... to the public event and we will see who take the nap...

 

[Speedy Orkit]

What like fight night? Where you'll bring a few kegs? Sounds fun, enough for everyone! You got beaten on a 480 skill pudd of a char. Let me be KoC for a second "EXCUSES EXCUSES DOOL MY MAIN CHAR THE NINJA BUSHIDO TAMER TEABAGGER" Christ, take your own advice, stfu and enjoy the nap.

 

[Speedy Orkit]

And you call that ping bad? Good god.

 

[Kage]

An Avg of 70-90ms when I normally ping around 25-30ms... Ya I call that bad...

What do u ping?

 

[Speedy Orkit]

Oh and let me clarify, I have no problem with pots and won't mind using them, but when you get to the point you stop casting cure, you're a joke.

 

[Kage]

You can ask anyone on this shard I have no problem dueling a mage with no potions I told u why I was using the potions in the first place and I finally crashed and u got the kill! ur so l33t.

 

[Speedy Orkit]

ROFL Kage says
"No pots, i'm holding staff" after putting on scribe, then IMMEDIATELY hauls that ass when I get him below 1/4, and chugs. GJ Kage, you truly are a sportsman. Come back when you get your game up.

 

[Speedy Orkit]

Kage says I have scribe, here is my skill list, enjoy.

 

[Scuzzlebutt]

Looks like more than 480 points to me.

 

[Speedy Orkit]

I can't find another stone to take anat off. sir

 

[Scuzzlebutt]

The anatomy factors into your DCI, so uh, why wouldnt you count it?

 

[Kage]

The anatomy factors into your DCI, so uh, why wouldnt you count it?

Because the guy is full of ****. I put on a real template and had my ping down chased him all over luna he chugged potions, invised, had others attacking me and still almost died several times...

The guy is horrible and refused to fight me in an arena but hey he is l33t... so he says

 

[Speedy Orkit]

It's from a prior template(Orkit) my fencer/dexer. But, I may keep it even though wrestling is at 100. Kage tried getting his scribe on and was abundantly sure I had scribe too. I feel bad for him, this is my first 2 weeks on a mage in about a year and he's still not holding up.

 

[Speedy Orkit]

I invised because you ran and chugged, then denied having pots, so when I snooped what did you do? Walk away. And when Roy attacked you, I stopped and told you to kill him, because I won't let a stealther take my glory. THEN half the shard watched you run for dear life to outside of Luna. So yes Kage, if that owns me, then you sir own me. I bow to you. I'll duel you but last time I tried a 1v1 with a KoC it ended in a 5vme

 

[Scuzzlebutt]

Ill duel you, but I aint settling for this nambly pambly mage bull****! I only duel the way real men are meant to duel, with drink. Then maybe some darts, then maybe a trip to a strip club. Then maybe, uhh, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, duels!! Btw, why is it that the only thing in Indiana is strip clubs and churches?

 

[GoodGuy]

Well I expected u to run to the boards and post yes you did get a kill on me.

LOL isn't he just following your example. at least its not 4am in the morning for him.

 

[Kage]

LOL isn't he just following your example. at least its not 4am in the morning for him.

Goodguy... mm u was online when I killed u so what are u even trying to say?

It's ok for u to be online and not me.

I do post screens of certain people mainly you, Voodoo, and anyone else who claims to kill me and own me all the time alone...

 

[Speedy Orkit]

I'm gonna apologize to Kage. We talked, know we're both just being big headed and it's an alpha-mage thing. He's a good mage and between him and Calibretto I'm not sure who is the best I've fought here but he's on the top of my list. I see why everyone hates on KoC because they do have some solid members, but that's it for me. I'll **** talk the truly crappy like Death(the dexer, not mage) Neo, herb(even if we are allied now)

 

[Kage]

I'm gonna apologize to Kage. We talked, know we're both just being big headed and it's an alpha-mage thing. He's a good mage and between him and Calibretto I'm not sure who is the best I've fought here but he's on the top of my list. I see why everyone hates on KoC because they do have some solid members, but that's it for me. I'll **** talk the truly crappy like Death(the dexer, not mage) Neo, herb(even if we are allied now)

Well thanks man and u are right we are both the alpha-mage type.

Nothing personal and sorry for coming across as a **** you are a good mage.

Best of luck to you. and I look forward to fighting u more.

 

[Lord_Puffy]

Get on my level. Thanks for the gear, I didn't grab all of your empty bottles, but I think there were how many, 27? I only needed one pot, and 480 used skill points to live through your dump...weird. Well anytime you want lessons you can find me PWNIN YO FACE NOOBSAUCE! LOLERSKATES. I know I forgot to hit all names, but the ownage is all the same.

He wont be on for a week or 2... While he farming up resources for new gear... Im sure it was something though. a) you forgot to mention the gank hidden b) some kind of computer malfuntion c) resources d) that wasnt him.

 

[Lord_Puffy]

wtf you must of made him SAD because he is usally on the boards within 30 seconds of anybody on siege dying, espically himself

so for him not to post something like a preemptive "omg i know ur gonna post" post must mean he is really messed up. good job.

yep he logged off... hes trying to get his foot out of his mouth in his garage.... I love it, he talks such a big game for someone who cant fight his way out of a wet paper bag... :loser: Im glad Malcate finally got to prove Kage wrong. Took alot less time than I expected...


Ps bro, howd you manage to get the 1 v 1 ?

 

[Lord_Puffy]

Well I expected u to run to the boards and post yes you did get a kill on me.

I was fighting u for several minutes with a horrible connection... I even told u twice when u started crying about me using potions in a field fight... your combos are horrible u never once got me below half life... I red lined u several times but could never catch u due to my con at the time to finish u off...

In the end of our battle we was both meditating I lost connection and logged back in dead and dry looted but ya you did kill me

Also after I ressed in Moonglow I took a screen shot of my Ping just for u...

Be nice just for once to have you just gracefully admit defeat... But hey if all those storys you make up to try to get us to believe you help you sleep at night.. i believe you man, your connection has always been horrible and inconsitant... LOWELL :bowdown: :loser:

 

[Lord_Puffy]

Wait you logged back on dead and dry, and this is how you chugged a pot and tried to mini heal twice, both interrupted? Cool. you can play while disconned. And please tell me I never got you below half life, PLEASE, you had 27 EMPTY BOTTLES ON YOUR BODY. You didn't even attempt to cure, you just potted up. You are terrible, retire. The end.

You didnt get him below half life... Just just died AFK due to connection lost....


"While drinking heal pots and mini healing to keep himself from dieing WHILE BELOW HALF LIFE"

 

[Lord_Puffy]

Because the guy is full of ****. I put on a real template and had my ping down chased him all over luna he chugged potions, invised, had others attacking me and still almost died several times...

The guy is horrible and refused to fight me in an arena but hey he is l33t... so he says

Says the guy who didnt die while drinking heal pots and mini healing... Ya your word has alot of merrit.

 

[Lord_Puffy]

I invised because you ran and chugged, then denied having pots, so when I snooped what did you do? Walk away. And when Roy attacked you, I stopped and told you to kill him, because I won't let a stealther take my glory. THEN half the shard watched you run for dear life to outside of Luna. So yes Kage, if that owns me, then you sir own me. I bow to you. I'll duel you but last time I tried a 1v1 with a KoC it ended in a 5vme

Hey theyll start being nice to you soon and try to get you to join watch

 

[Lord_Puffy]

LOL isn't he just following your example. at least its not 4am in the morning for him.

I lowell'd at that too... GG I never thought wed have something to agree on but.. Your pretty much on point with kage... Hes done a fine job making himself look "smart" on the forums the last 2 weeks eh? :loser:

 

[Kage]

I have nothing to prove to you puffy but his is my normal ping and I was having a hard time during that fight with lag and I did finally lock up and loose con...

 

[Lord_Puffy]

Well thanks man and u are right we are both the alpha-mage type.

Nothing personal and sorry for coming across as a **** you are a good mage.

Best of luck to you. and I look forward to fighting u more.

HAHAHAHAH WOW IM ON POINT WITH THIS, you guys ask him to join yet? or am I crazy for thinking that? LOL time for bed lata

 

[Revvo]

Bah i have never seen a ping below 100 on Siege

 

[Gunn4r]

hehehe the smack talk is funny. You guys need to take a deep breath!

 

[Shakaja]

pffft, you two both suck!

xD

 

[Turtle]

pffft, you two both suck!

xD

Agreed, everyone knows Shak is the best mage.

 

[Shakaja]

Agreed, everyone knows Shak is the best mage.

bah, you only say that because you got flamestriked :/