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Mage Duel: Zynia Vs Lady Michelle

Lynk

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That's like trying to bet on which blade of grass will grow the fastest with the same amount of sunlight and water.
 

Sedric

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That's like trying to bet on which blade of grass will grow the fastest with the same amount of sunlight and water.
Ok...How about Pixel from JW against Xandros from BC?

Anyone care to come up with a smart ass analogy for this fight?
 

Lynk

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Thats it? Arent you forgetting the part of the analogy where said president meets some horrible demise?
You're right.

Pixel becomes president. He solves all of the world's problems in a matter of days.

To show their gratitude, beautiful women offer themselves to him. Pixel takes advantage of multiple women at a time, and has a heart attack and dies.

It was later discovered that years of alcohol abuse during and after college contributed heavily to his sudden, and mourned, death.
 

Sedric

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You're right.

Pixel becomes president. He solves all of the world's problems in a matter of days.

To show their gratitude, beautiful women offer themselves to him. Pixel takes advantage of multiple women at a time, and has a heart attack and dies.

It was later discovered that years of alcohol abuse during and after college contributed heavily to his sudden, and mourned, death.
Yeah..I guess that would be the same as losing to Xandros by flamestrike, while desparately trying to cure, in the 7th cycle of a poison lock.
 

Lynk

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Yeah..I guess that would be the same as losing to Xandros by flamestrike, while desparately trying to cure, in the 7th cycle of a poison lock.

set %Lynks_Hate_For_Sedric 5
repeat
set %Lynks_Hate_For_Sedric %Lynks_Hate_For_Sedric + 10
until %Lynks_Hate_For_Sedric > 100
 

Sedric

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Yeah..I guess that would be the same as losing to Xandros by flamestrike, while desparately trying to cure, in the 7th cycle of a poison lock.
Did I say Flamestrike? I meant Meteor Swarm.
 

Lady Michelle

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Assuming they both turn their cheats off, who wins? Discuss..... ;)
I dont need to turn any cheats off, I dont use them, so you can stop assuming. See the difference between you and I it doesn't matter to me if I win or lose a fight I play for the fun. If I needed to use cheats then that will be the day I quit UO. Plus I wont put mine or my uo hubbys accounts at risk 1 castle 2 keeps 2 18 by 18s to me the cheats arent worth it.
 
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Thalidar

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I am pretty sure noone is worried about your cheats just saying it most likely was a joke lol. Zynia cheating at wbb... no way.. By the way i got money on michelle over zynia :).
 

Zynia

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I am pretty sure noone is worried about your cheats just saying it most likely was a joke lol. Zynia cheating at wbb... no way.. By the way i got money on michelle over zynia :).
I'll gladly take your money after I make a pair of gloves that finish my suit. :)
 

temu

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My money is on Zynia. When she is in practice she runs a good mage. :]
 

Zynia

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You know I'm no good without you to practice with temu :heart:
 

Xegugg

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DDDDDDdddddddddduuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeling! Make sure to sip that beer before it gets warm. :)
 
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Still Frame

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Assuming they both turn their cheats off, who wins? Discuss..... ;)
They're both cheat and as someone to log on their accounts for them

Zynia - Temujin
Michelle - Me (obviously)

I know my good buddy tem doesnt post here much (mostly cuz he doesnt play) but my money would be on michelle aka me :)

Sieg = thread stealer 4 life but its all true!
 

Sedric

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See the difference between you and I it doesn't matter to me if I win or lose a fight I play for the fun.
I think theres a good chance that neither of you would benefit from using cheats. Thats what made it funny to me. *shrugs*
 

Lynk

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I think theres a good chance that neither of you would benefit from using cheats. Thats what made it funny to me. *shrugs*
WTF YOU WONT ANSWER ME IN VENT BUT YOU POST HERE???
 

Lady Michelle

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They're both cheat and as someone to log on their accounts for them

Zynia - Temujin
Michelle - Me (obviously)

I know my good buddy tem doesnt post here much (mostly cuz he doesnt play) but my money would be on michelle aka me :)

Sieg = thread stealer 4 life but its all true!
UM now Sieg thinks he is me, I wonder what he is smoking :p
 

Lady Michelle

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I think theres a good chance that neither of you would benefit from using cheats. Thats what made it funny to me. *shrugs*
Your right Im not in it to win never have been Im here to have fun. Im not here to be the uber pvp godess of uo. Im leaving that title for you, oh wait I mean Sieg since he thinks he's me.
 
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Still Frame

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Your right Im not in it to win never have been Im here to have fun. Im not here to be the uber pvp godess of uo. Im leaving that title for you, oh wait I mean Sieg since he thinks he's me.
Sed and i will makely lovely godly children! I dont think i'm you, im just your substitute :thumbsup:
 

Zynia

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I don't need anybody to login to my account and duel for me, sorry. The last time I went on a dueling spree I lost fair and square lol. And as for my suit, it's almost done (yay!). Gloves have been done, now just need bracelet and some glasses. Temujin will be there by my side whenever this happens, and if you're such good friends you'll know it'll really be him.
 

Zynia

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It sounds to me like if you two reproduced, your children would not only be beautiful, but deadly and godly in the game?
 

Zynia

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Is this thread really because we stick our noses in your real threads? lol
 

Lynk

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I didnt hear you in vent. Or did it?

You missed out. I wrote a rap for you and rapped to the beat of Sir Mixalot's "Baby got back". It was a once in a lifetime performance, and its gone.

Back to work now.

Like a boner in a pair of sweatpants - Im out!
 
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Still Frame

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It sounds to me like if you two reproduced, your children would not only be beautiful, but deadly and godly in the game?
Only godly at pure mages, they wouldnt know how to play any other templates. Unless we're talking with amazing items then im sure they could play an archer or something
 

Zynia

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Mages are the way to go. Click and chase has never really been my style.
 
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Mystra

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Ok so I guess this is my fault but we are getting too cozy calling others cheaters. The next person to name someone a cheater or talk about a third party illegal program someone is using will be Banned.

There has to be something more literate you can contibute that wont annoy your moderator so ! :talktothehand:
 

Lady Michelle

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I'll gladly take your money after I make a pair of gloves that finish my suit. :)
Suit ? I dont have a suit I guess one of theses guys will have to buy me a suit, and pay me to teach me how to mage duel.
 

Zynia

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I'll practice with you! I need to bad, but now I need to make new arms, because somehow I added +20 to my cold and poison instead of +10 to each before I bought my glasses, so now I'm short at least 7 poison resist. High freaking five lol. But at least I got my glasses!
 

Sedric

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Ok so I guess this is my fault but we are getting too cozy calling others cheaters. The next person to name someone a cheater or talk about a third party illegal program someone is using will be Banned.

There has to be something more literate you can contibute that wont annoy your moderator so ! :talktothehand:
Seriously...This is the thread that gets the warning? Man....This thread just keeps getting more and more hilarious.

To think...I actually went back and edited that part about "cheats" in as a joke, not only because these are two trammies, but because it would be an obvious joke to anyone except a trammy.

My work here is done. ;)
 
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Still Frame

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Ok so I guess this is my fault but we are getting too cozy calling others cheaters. The next person to name someone a cheater or talk about a third party illegal program someone is using will be Banned.

There has to be something more literate you can contibute that wont annoy your moderator so ! :talktothehand:
There needs to be an 18+ thread for just joking around like this (in an open thread i say joking in 18+ it may have to go with di**ing around) :p
 

Lady Michelle

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Seriously...This is the thread that gets the warning? Man....This thread just keeps getting more and more hilarious.

To think...I actually went back and edited that part about "cheats" in as a joke, not only because these are two trammies, but because it would be an obvious joke to anyone except a trammy.

My work here is done. ;)
Its true I am a trammy proud of it to, I never hid that fact I was one. I dont come here accusing anyone or you of anything. joke or no joke I wont put up with someone assuming I use cheats even if I am a trammy or not, because I know no one not even in fel would if they didn't cheat. I can put up with Thalidar, and Lynk's jabs and comments, cuz they are funny, but I wont take someone assuming I use cheats even if they were joking.
 

Lady Michelle

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There needs to be an 18+ thread for just joking around like this (in an open thread i say joking in 18+ it may have to go with di**ing around) :p
Sieg you of all people should know cheating isnt a joke to others on these forms.
 
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Thalidar

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Hmm maybe we could do a fashion show, show off! :) We must find a balanced playing field for both ladies to show what they can do! Or rl pics can be sent to thalidar for a ruling if we cant come to terms with a decent duel for these ladies. Ill have my alter ego siege help judge also.

P.S. MAke the pics hot! Every point counts.
 

Sedric

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Its true I am a trammy proud of it to, I never hid that fact I was one. I dont come here accusing anyone or you of anything. joke or no joke I wont put up with someone assuming I use cheats even if I am a trammy or not, because I know no one not even in fel would if they didn't cheat. I can put up with Thalidar, and Lynk's jabs and comments, cuz they are funny, but I wont take someone assuming I use cheats even if they were joking.
Michelle...This post here is one big contradiction. If its a joke then nobody was REALLY assuming that you used cheats, right?

This is what happened....You were one of the few that didnt get the joke(amazingly enough) and so you over reacted. Now instead of admitting you just didnt get it, or just keeping your mouth shut, you have to continue with this bull****, as if it really bothers you THAT much, just to save face.

The fact that you have to finish your suits so you can actually have a mage duel only makes the joke that much more obvious.

Understand that I am someone who gets accused of cheating all the time...FOR REAL. You get no sympathy from me over something so rediculous.
 

Zynia

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My reds suit is hot, you'd be jealous. I used my elite barbed kits to pound out uberrific armor.
 
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Thalidar

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have you seen thals suit? honestly it is rags hehe :) actually its a bunch of **** armor put together to make a suit. On serebris I dont think i used a piece *except artis* above 1 mil lol.
 

Zynia

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No my red houses with Craklord and Temujin, lol. I just need to decorate her room so she feels like home a little more. The lack of leaves on trees kind of scares her.
 

Zynia

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Well my fantabulous house is in Trammel, soooo I don't think I can have her live there! But if I may say, your character has always caught my eye Sedric. Probably because you wear a robe made of my absolute favorite color in game.
 

Lady Michelle

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Michelle...This post here is one big contradiction. If its a joke then nobody was REALLY assuming that you used cheats, right?

This is what happened....You were one of the few that didnt get the joke(amazingly enough) and so you over reacted. Now instead of admitting you just didnt get it, or just keeping your mouth shut, you have to continue with this bull****, as if it really bothers you THAT much, just to save face.

The fact that you have to finish your suits so you can actually have a mage duel only makes the joke that much more obvious.

Understand that I am someone who gets accused of cheating all the time...FOR REAL. You get no sympathy from me over something so rediculous.
I got what you were going for so dont assume I didnt. why do you think I posted Suit ? I dont have a suit I guess one of theses guys will have to buy me a suit, and pay me to teach me how to mage duel.
yes so i did get it :p
 

Lady Michelle

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have you seen thals suit? honestly it is rags hehe :) actually its a bunch of **** armor put together to make a suit. On serebris I dont think i used a piece *except artis* above 1 mil lol.
yes I seen thalidars suit when you were with us in UOD when I was at despise with you that one time before you went back to tdr/jw
 
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