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Good design idea gone horribly wrong...

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Evilminion

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I arranged my roof garden last week... I scouted out the perfect place for the beehive I planned to get with my turn-in items... I brought out my prized rubble sandstone piller to display it on... I moved it around the garden a few times, just to make sure it would look perfect... and I waited for the turn-ins.

Now I have my beehive. And... um...........



I think I'll put an elven podium under there instead. :blushing: :eek:
 
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Oh man! When I saw that pic, I busted out laughing. I guess I've been married too long, huh? *ROFL* And then timbe's post about the garden not being jewish! :lol: Thank you for the laugh, guys!
 
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SilentFoxXy

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Giggles uncontrollably

Kinda like the large alchemy craftable flask.... Ooooer
 
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Ryix

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lol i bet theres a ton of people planning to get that now that werent going to before.

Ive got to admit it took my innocent little mind a min to figure out what you were talking about there :p
 
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T_Amon_from_work

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Azureal said:
I guess its somewhat Freudian, but if you squint it does look somewhat...phallic?
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DING! DING! DING!! DING!! Give this player a see-gar!:lol:

To EvilMinion: I'd keep it like that! Honest! Use some shrubbery to sorta mask the base a bit ... but it is funny. I'd say more but ... well, this is a family place after all.

I do have to make the time to stop by.
 
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T'Amon-from work said:
DING! DING! DING!! DING!! Give this player a see-gar!:lol:

To EvilMinion: I'd keep it like that! Honest! Use some shrubbery to sorta mask the base a bit ... but it is funny. I'd say more but ... well, this is a family place after all.

I do have to make the time to stop by.
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Its fine.
The base is square.
View it in KR too.
It looks perfect.
 
Kaleb

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Careful GM might see it and delete all your stuff and keep ya in jail for a few months :/
 
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onthefifty

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i got a beehive last nite. put mine in my peach tree. it says ''honeypots zero'' so guess it will make honey?

what does one use honey for in this game besides a quest item?
 
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Emil IsTemp

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Mines bigger.. ;)

I got the Humility tile (since Mag is the city of Humility) and used an Ankh reward to make my shrine to Magincia.
 
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Emil IsTemp

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onthefifty said:
i got a beehive last nite. put mine in my peach tree. it says ''honeypots zero'' so guess it will make honey?

what does one use honey for in this game besides a quest item?
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Cookery. Sweet dough, cookies n such..

lol makes me think of Homer and the pile of sugar..

"oww... Owww! oh theyre defending themselves somwhow!"
 
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Loqucious

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Hehehe, the best part of this post are the replies of people who don't get the joke.
 
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ColterDC said:
So adding some fuzz to the bottom will help? :)

I think that may just make it look even more like a ........
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No, you need to put 2 sandstone hued bagballs in front before you put the black shrubbery....
 
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Or, since it's gonna be exposed to the cold & rain on your roof, maybe the double coconut from Magincia rubble tree drops.
 
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Looks more like those grey bullet structures in the house tool to me, :).

The rest of the roof seen looks very interesting! Please post a bigger picture of the actual roof.
 
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Evilminion

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Cyrah said:
The rest of the roof seen looks very interesting! Please post a bigger picture of the actual roof.
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Easy enough. :) Here's the whole roof garden, complete with a corrected -- but much less interesting -- beehive. :D



Anyway, thank you to everyone for your validation; moments after posting the original picture, I had a horrible thought of, "what if nobody else sees it... will I have to admit that I AM just a dirty old lady...?" :D :D
 
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Bubbles

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Nothing wrong with being a dirty old lady, i myself would of grabbed up a few bola balls and threw it at the base and had a giggle everytime i passed it :)
 
ColterDC

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I think you should set the tragic remains of travesty next to it.

That way you get the visual along with some audio.
 
Piotr

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The beehives were supposed to make you honey, not horny! :D
 
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I HAVE to reply...HAVE to....

But if ANYONE out there has even SEEN a SQUARE one PLEASE share pictures...cus WOW is all I have to say *grins*

Thought DIDN'T even cross my mind cus it's well...square...and I know I'VE never seen a square one....so yeah...anyway....

*whistles and walks away*
 
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T_Amon_from_work

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Larisa said:
I HAVE to reply...HAVE to....

But if ANYONE out there has even SEEN a SQUARE one PLEASE share pictures...cus WOW is all I have to say *grins*

Thought DIDN'T even cross my mind cus it's well...square...and I know I'VE never seen a square one....so yeah...anyway....

*whistles and walks away*
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Well, in the military there were the square needle jokes ... sorta like snipe hunting. Scared newbs a lot.

Me no go further ...
 
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Bubbles

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Sweetheart, these days you can BUY them in all sorts of shapes and sizes! :)
 
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I'll never look at a bee hive the same way again.
 
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Lady Tiger

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*falls off my stool laughing* took me half way though the thread to get it...damn i'm so innocent *fixes my halo*
 
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Larisa said:
I HAVE to reply...HAVE to....

But if ANYONE out there has even SEEN a SQUARE one PLEASE share pictures...cus WOW is all I have to say *grins*

Thought DIDN'T even cross my mind cus it's well...square...and I know I'VE never seen a square one....so yeah...anyway....

*whistles and walks away*
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You're just trying to get me banned by making me post naughty pictures.:blushing:
 
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I've only got two words for you Flutter, bee have! :p
 
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Fran Fury

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Oh boy! Thanks for the laugh this morning everyone. I was already laughing but I think I got tears in my eyes with the shrubbery comment.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
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Dai of GL

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onthefifty said:
i got a beehive last nite. put mine in my peach tree. it says ''honeypots zero'' so guess it will make honey?

what does one use honey for in this game besides a quest item?
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cooks use honey to make sweet dough :)
 
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Lord Drakelord

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Evilminion said:
I arranged my roof garden last week... I scouted out the perfect place for the beehive I planned to get with my turn-in items... I brought out my prized rubble sandstone piller to display it on... I moved it around the garden a few times, just to make sure it would look perfect... and I waited for the turn-ins.

Now I have my beehive. And... um...........



I think I'll put an elven podium under there instead. :blushing: :eek:
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Thanks for a good laugh!
 
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