Prince Caspian Clashes With This Event

[Prince Caspian]

(to the tune of London Calling by The Clash)


(Andrew starts hammering out jabbing guitar riffs, Inu is on drums. Prince Caspian (with spiked hair) takes the mic)


MOONGLOW CALLING
In the shards and facets
Its all out war, so place your bets

MOONGLOW CALLING
Out of the dark alleys
So come gate in, you tamers and pallys

MOONGLOW CALLING
It's pixelcrack stuff!
Phony shadowlords have had enough.

MOONGLOW CALLING
See we ain't got no swing!
Except that scythe, with the beserker thing...

Patches are coming
Fallen warriors closing in!
Blackrock infected
Bank balance getting thin
Fetid Essence is coming
But I have no fear
Cuz Moonglow is drownin' and I....
have a full quiver!


MOONGLOW CALLING
Now theres trouble in Tram Cove
Forget it brother, we'll leave Fel alone!

MOONGLOW CALLING
To the Vanguards of Death
You can get an arty drop, but dont hold your breath.

MOONGLOW CALLING
And I don't mean to shout....
But the weekend is here and that patch isn't out.

MOONGLOW CALLING
See we ain't got no update!
But Jeremy says no, so I guess we'll wait.

Spring Cleaning is coming
Pixelcrack for turning in!
Barding and beehives
Christmas payout's pretty thin
More turnings coming
But I have no regrets
Cuz hoarding pays off and I....
Have tons of nets!

 

[RedDaTeef]

Classic!!

 

[Joyous2K]

It would be fun if UO could make these music videos happen.

You should work on comedy central.

 

[Prince Caspian]

It would be fun if UO could make these music videos happen.

Yep... I'll produce the New Moongate on Monday vid...

 

[Luna du Selene]

Bravo! You, sir, are quite talented

 

[Lady-Tor]

Nice

 

[Prince Caspian]

Bravo! You, sir, are quite talented

Nah, just not busy enough at work

Hrm, probably need to do a song about Ol' Andy whacking everyone with his tarot cards.