Is what he should be renamed to. I was strolling past the Dojo and noticed Kappa...so I figure wtf...start killing stuff with my incredibly awesome Triton. I see a few other people come by and swipe at some stuff but then I see an armored swampy corpse and I think they moved on. So I continued killing everything in sight...Lesser Hiryu and Revenant Lions start up, no biggie..then Hiryu and Oni so I start getting a little excited, then Serado appears. I clean up most of the other spawn and begin the assault on him. His ridiculous poison attack from max distance was annoying but again my Triton is the tihs....so he dies...gold pops out, his corpse loot is beyond ridiculous....and during the entire thing I got a .5 fishing sot and a few worthless level 1 masteries. I realize Ohhhh ahhhh, it's not Felucca with Risk v Reward that a handful of people enjoy...but come on. This was hardly worth the effort and I can honestly say I'll never do it again. I'm assuming every champ spawn not in Felucca is equally worthless. That's pretty much all I have to say lol...And please, save your "what do you want, an easy button?" No, I want a reward for the effort and time spent trying to enjoy game content, and there was NONE in that instance.