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1. Log in your house to discover this at the tiny house next door:
This results in you not being able to access some chests, or customize with ease as the parrot hoard continuously loads on your screen with every step, yay!
2. Politely page a GM regarding above.
3. Have your page ignored, not responded to.
4. As a result of above, decide to move house. The owner of above pictured property just isn't coming to the
party with respect to the bills you've sent for parrot poo roof clean-up!
5. Stand for a very long time at an idoc and place a new home away from the parrots. Yay!
6. Resize the small placement home you used as a place mat by saying 'I wish to resize my house', and
have another player place on your reserved spot in under 16 minutes! Yay!
7. Politely page a GM regarding issue 6 and the game play stopping bugs.
8. Have your page ignored, not responded to.
9. Email Broadsword for help regarding the new non parrot house that you won't be moving into and resize
issue.
10. Have Broadsword send you a canned response with a 'do-not-reply' return email address, yay!
11. Have 'account bound' shard shields drop in an idoc, and politely page a GM to recover them only to be
told that they are account bound by virtue of the fact that only your account can own them!
There you have it my friends - 11 easy peasy steps to ensure your Ultima Online gameplay is well and truly over!
Thank you folks, for the very fond memories. I haven't posted terribly often, though I'm a legendary lurker here. It's been a blast!
Cheers
This results in you not being able to access some chests, or customize with ease as the parrot hoard continuously loads on your screen with every step, yay!
2. Politely page a GM regarding above.
3. Have your page ignored, not responded to.
4. As a result of above, decide to move house. The owner of above pictured property just isn't coming to the
party with respect to the bills you've sent for parrot poo roof clean-up!
5. Stand for a very long time at an idoc and place a new home away from the parrots. Yay!
6. Resize the small placement home you used as a place mat by saying 'I wish to resize my house', and
have another player place on your reserved spot in under 16 minutes! Yay!
7. Politely page a GM regarding issue 6 and the game play stopping bugs.
8. Have your page ignored, not responded to.
9. Email Broadsword for help regarding the new non parrot house that you won't be moving into and resize
issue.
10. Have Broadsword send you a canned response with a 'do-not-reply' return email address, yay!
11. Have 'account bound' shard shields drop in an idoc, and politely page a GM to recover them only to be
told that they are account bound by virtue of the fact that only your account can own them!
There you have it my friends - 11 easy peasy steps to ensure your Ultima Online gameplay is well and truly over!
Thank you folks, for the very fond memories. I haven't posted terribly often, though I'm a legendary lurker here. It's been a blast!
Cheers